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    Funny headlines!

    Post funny headlines from the newspapers, doesn't matter if the situation didn't happen in your country.

    Okay, so here goes: "Bizarre but true: Woman fell from a bicycle and got pregnant"

    Last edited by Schrody; May 13th, 2016 at 11:18 AM. Reason: Breaking my own rules. So metal.
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    How about this one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrmustard615 View Post
    How about this one?

    Which one?
    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.


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    Taste of Croatian journalism...

    "Death occured two days after a suicide"

    "Hanged himself on a freshly blossomed cherry" (tree)

    "Police confiscated 10 kg of good marihuana"

    "Witnessed in front of an empty courtroom"

    "Policeman tried to deprive her of life" (instead of freedom)

    "XX in a marriage with XY got a 3 year old daughter"

    "Grieving family was sad"

    "60 year old man age of 30"

    "Unknown perpretator robbed (something) during the day in the night"

    "Prison sentence duration of $229"

    "Killed himself first, then his wife"

    "43 year old boy"

    "Suspect has a diploma"
    Je suis Charlie.

    "My ambition is handicapped with laziness." - Charles Bukowski
    "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” but “That’s funny…” - Isaac Asimov
    "Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine." - Alan Turing
    "Physicists are made of atoms. A physicist is an attempt by an atom to understand itself.” - Michio Kaku
    "No fighting in the War room!" - Dr. Strangelove
    "I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed" - The Internet

    In memory of Pandora, a beautiful butterfly spreading its wings above the Earth's realm...

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    It's here! Hidden Content

    ​List your top ten songs before December 15. The WF 100 will be posted December 31. Hidden Content




    And check out Gertie's blog on her favorite top twenty-five albums between 1955-2017 Hidden Content

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    There's no other way to write this...

    Je suis Charlie.

    "My ambition is handicapped with laziness." - Charles Bukowski
    "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” but “That’s funny…” - Isaac Asimov
    "Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine." - Alan Turing
    "Physicists are made of atoms. A physicist is an attempt by an atom to understand itself.” - Michio Kaku
    "No fighting in the War room!" - Dr. Strangelove
    "I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed" - The Internet

    In memory of Pandora, a beautiful butterfly spreading its wings above the Earth's realm...

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    It's here! Hidden Content

    ​List your top ten songs before December 15. The WF 100 will be posted December 31. Hidden Content




    And check out Gertie's blog on her favorite top twenty-five albums between 1955-2017 Hidden Content

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    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.


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    Je suis Charlie.

    "My ambition is handicapped with laziness." - Charles Bukowski
    "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” but “That’s funny…” - Isaac Asimov
    "Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine." - Alan Turing
    "Physicists are made of atoms. A physicist is an attempt by an atom to understand itself.” - Michio Kaku
    "No fighting in the War room!" - Dr. Strangelove
    "I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed" - The Internet

    In memory of Pandora, a beautiful butterfly spreading its wings above the Earth's realm...

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    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.


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