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    Name a gizmo that doesn't exist0-but should!

    A Random Stochastic Neon Inhibitor Gun

    A Fordgeville Magnet

    A Harbinger Forcastimator

    A Phillips Head Span Edger

    Anti-Frost Mitten Spray

    Self-Adjusting Spade Shovel

    The WhatIMeant Translatophone

    A Phonon Polarity Reverser

    A Laser-Level Grass Trimmer

    Anti-Opinion Audio Cancelling Speaker

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    (...and Relative Bearing Grease or a Bucket of Steam, etc. are out!)
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    A Laser-Level Grass Trimmer




    I don't know why we don't have this already. The only issue would be is you couldn't use it in the dry season, or you would catch your yard on fire.
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    Self-updating morality chip.

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    A device for opening modern plastic packaging...
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

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    Crtl-F for real life.

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    Mute-bot. To silence those you are done with

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    A remote control which will switch off those annoying icecream van chimes.
    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.


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    What i'd really'really like is something very small, to hide about my person, that would scramble peoples mobile phone signals on buses, they drive me crazy. It's selfish and it's bad manners. I actually thought about suggesting it to my local bus company. If they are able to offer wi-fi why can't the scramble mobile phones?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dither View Post
    What i'd really'really like is something very small, to hide about my person, that would scramble peoples mobile phone signals on buses, they drive me crazy. It's selfish and it's bad manners. I actually thought about suggesting it to my local bus company. If they are able to offer wi-fi why can't the scramble mobile phones?
    They do exist, but if you are caught using it, can get in a bit of trouble. There has been several cases were people have been prosecuted for using them. One guy was using one on his drive to work. people started complaining about cell outages, but they only occurred for an hour in the morning and then again 8 later. They eventually sniffed him out.
    "When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do." -Abel Morales - A Most Dangerous Year.

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    fart enhancer
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