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  1. March 16th, 2016, 07:53 PM #1
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    you know your getting old when.

    you go to bed at the time when you use to go out..
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    "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies."

    "Sometimes I can feel my bones straining
    under the weight of all the lives I'm not living."
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