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  1. #71
    Quote Originally Posted by PiP View Post
    When the clothes you wore as a teenager are considered retro and worth more money now than you paid for them originally.
    that is so crazy but so true......since ebay everything has a price..gone are the days when you paid pence for books in charity shops.....
    The only one who can heal you is you.




  2. #72
    When your grandson wants to borrow one of your ties.

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    The simplest truths are written on the wall,
    where we see imaginary greatness in our fall.

  3. #73
    Quote Originally Posted by LeeC View Post
    When your grandson wants to borrow one of your ties.
    kipper ties back in fasion LC
    The only one who can heal you is you.




  4. #74
    When your kid tells you about this great new song they heard and it's a cover of something older than they are. ("I Can't Help Falling In Love With You")
    Dream big, fight hard, live proud!

  5. #75
    the rolling stones are still gigging
    The only one who can heal you is you.




  6. #76
    You realise you're getting old when, after much trial and error, you know exactly how to get the girl, but -

    A. You wonder if it's worth hanging out in places where the noise affects your hearing aid.

    B. You wonder if you can still do anything about it once you get the girl.

    C. You're afraid of being compared to Santa or the Grim Reaper.

    D. You notice that most are young enough to be your daughter, or worse, your granddaughter.

    E. Dancing makes you dizzy.
    "I don't know ... I'm making it up as I go ..." - Dr I Jones

    Nature abhors perfection - cats abhor a vacuum!

    "Faith can move mountains - she's a big girl!" (unknown/graffiti)

    If I act like I own the place, it's because I did.





  7. #77
    dizzy....man i have not seen that word for years..ha,ha
    The only one who can heal you is you.




  8. #78
    after hearing street preachers screaming the end is nigh for the umpteen time
    The only one who can heal you is you.




  9. #79
    or when you are about to go out and you've forgotten to switch your prescription reading glasses for your prescription driving glasses (happened yesterday).

    or when you find yourself resisting the urge, or worse succumbing to the urge, to ask, "are you old enough to be a doctor?"*


    *or lawyer, teacher, police officer, mayor, prime minister of Canada, etc.
    "I don't know ... I'm making it up as I go ..." - Dr I Jones

    Nature abhors perfection - cats abhor a vacuum!

    "Faith can move mountains - she's a big girl!" (unknown/graffiti)

    If I act like I own the place, it's because I did.





  10. #80
    Quote Originally Posted by Cran View Post
    or when you are about to go out and you've forgotten to switch your prescription reading glasses for your prescription driving glasses (happened yesterday).

    or when you find yourself resisting the urge, or worse succumbing to the urge, to ask, "are you old enough to be a doctor?"*


    *or lawyer, teacher, police officer, mayor, prime minister of Canada, etc.
    Or when you need three pairs [correct, three pairs or each] prescription computer glasses, one for the computer, one for food prep [both mid distance]... in the kitchen... half and half bifocals for being out... distance for going out on mobility scooter... reading glasses for actutal reading...

    Oh, I do not drive any more so I do not need driving glasses.
    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.


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