you know you're getting old when.

**The Green Shield** · March 17th, 2016, 05:04 PM

You find yourself petrified of teenagers and think they're all up to no good, forgetting of course that you yourself were once a teenager.

**H.Brown** · March 17th, 2016, 05:24 PM

When you find yourself complaining about teenagers shouting at the back of the bus and having no manners and you realise you must have been the same at their age and become jealous.

OR

When your sat at home contemplating an early night and living as though you already have a child, when in fact you don't and are just old and past clubbing.

**dither** · March 17th, 2016, 05:47 PM

When you go upstairs to fetch or do something then wonder what the hell it was you went upstairs for.

**dither** · March 17th, 2016, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by The Green Shield

You find yourself petrified of teenagers and think they're all up to no good, forgetting of course that you yourself were once a teenager.

Yes, that's me.
They're all scumbags.

Could be a short story there.
Mmm, wheels within wheels.

**Crowley K. Jarvis** · March 17th, 2016, 06:37 PM

When you can hurt yourself by SLEEPING.

Ever wake up sore, maybe your shoulder or neck, and wonder 'what the hell did I dream about?'

**dither** · March 17th, 2016, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by Crowley K. Jarvis

When you can hurt yourself by SLEEPING.

Ever wake up sore, maybe your shoulder or neck, and wonder 'what the hell did I dream about?'

Yep!
It's a bitch ain' it.

**Crowley K. Jarvis** · March 17th, 2016, 08:16 PM

When you switch the first letter of words if you try and talk too fast.

My aunt Wendy once looked out the car window and said "Look! There's a woodheaded redpecker!"

Funniest thing I've ever heard, we laughed the entire car ride.