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    You find yourself petrified of teenagers and think they're all up to no good, forgetting of course that you yourself were once a teenager.

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    When you find yourself complaining about teenagers shouting at the back of the bus and having no manners and you realise you must have been the same at their age and become jealous.

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    When your sat at home contemplating an early night and living as though you already have a child, when in fact you don't and are just old and past clubbing.
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    When you go upstairs to fetch or do something then wonder what the hell it was you went upstairs for.
    If i post a comment on a "WIP", LOOK! I'm a reader that's all, and i can only tell how i feel, as a READER, giving/offering feedback. Hoping to learn and grow here. So please, tell me where i'm going wrong.

    Me? I'm just a fly on the wall.

    Look! I'm trying, okay?

    One can but dream, if only i had dared.

    "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is an attribute of the strong" Mahatma Gandhi.
    Alas, i am weak.

    I must find a way to Eastbourne and i so wish that i could dance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Green Shield View Post
    You find yourself petrified of teenagers and think they're all up to no good, forgetting of course that you yourself were once a teenager.

    Yes, that's me.
    They're all scumbags.

    Could be a short story there.
    Mmm, wheels within wheels.
    If i post a comment on a "WIP", LOOK! I'm a reader that's all, and i can only tell how i feel, as a READER, giving/offering feedback. Hoping to learn and grow here. So please, tell me where i'm going wrong.

    Me? I'm just a fly on the wall.

    Look! I'm trying, okay?

    One can but dream, if only i had dared.

    "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is an attribute of the strong" Mahatma Gandhi.
    Alas, i am weak.

    I must find a way to Eastbourne and i so wish that i could dance.

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    When you can hurt yourself by SLEEPING.

    Ever wake up sore, maybe your shoulder or neck, and wonder 'what the hell did I dream about?'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowley K. Jarvis View Post
    When you can hurt yourself by SLEEPING.

    Ever wake up sore, maybe your shoulder or neck, and wonder 'what the hell did I dream about?'
    Yep!
    It's a bitch ain' it.
    If i post a comment on a "WIP", LOOK! I'm a reader that's all, and i can only tell how i feel, as a READER, giving/offering feedback. Hoping to learn and grow here. So please, tell me where i'm going wrong.

    Me? I'm just a fly on the wall.

    Look! I'm trying, okay?

    One can but dream, if only i had dared.

    "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is an attribute of the strong" Mahatma Gandhi.
    Alas, i am weak.

    I must find a way to Eastbourne and i so wish that i could dance.

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    When you switch the first letter of words if you try and talk too fast.

    My aunt Wendy once looked out the car window and said "Look! There's a woodheaded redpecker!"

    Funniest thing I've ever heard, we laughed the entire car ride.
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    I am refusing to grow up. I may have to grow old, but not up...

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    You try to relive your childhood memories by watching your favorite cartoon shows on YouTube.

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    When all the old surgery from bike accidents aches.
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