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    When you look through your photo albums and see a younger picture of yourself and you're like.... "I look so young here."

    "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies."

    "Sometimes I can feel my bones straining
    under the weight of all the lives I'm not living."
    Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close



    Ecclesiastes 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief:
    and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

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    when your back goes out more than you
    The only one who can heal you is you.




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    "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies."

    "Sometimes I can feel my bones straining
    under the weight of all the lives I'm not living."
    Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close



    Ecclesiastes 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief:
    and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

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    ...your household emergency is running out of toilet paper

    ...you realize your computer's spell check can't spell worth a darn

    ...you open the refrigerator door and realize you were looking for the salt shaker
    "Self-righteousness never straddles the political fence."

    Midnightpoet


    "The bible says to love your neighbor. It's obvious that over the centuries it has been interpreted as the opposite."
    (sarcasm alert)

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    When threads like this don't seem as funny as they once did.
    "As world creators, architects of the impossible, that's our job as well: to shape characters from the soil of our dreams and breathe life into them."
    Steven James

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    Do you remember my poem?

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    The simplest truths are written on the wall,
    where we see imaginary greatness in our fall.

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    When you have passed your allotted three-score years and ten, and wonder how on earth you managed to do it.
    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.


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    When you get so irrationally irritated by spelling errors in the titles of things that you go out of your way to rant about them.
    A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Steven Wright

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    When you complain that Twinkies are tough and hard to chew...(oh I forgot to put in my dentures)
    "Self-righteousness never straddles the political fence."

    Midnightpoet


    "The bible says to love your neighbor. It's obvious that over the centuries it has been interpreted as the opposite."
    (sarcasm alert)

    Midnightpoet


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