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    I put coconut oil on in the morning as I like to smell like a bounty bar an use baby cream at night to give me the complextion of a smacked arse..
    The only one who can heal you is you.




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    Member dither's Avatar
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    Conversation between my wife and I earlier today:

    Wife, thinking aloud when fetching in the bins, sets down the food-bin: " Food-bin."

    Me................................................ ............." SUE's been?", pronounced sue's bin.

    Wife.............................................. ............. "FOOD-bin"

    If i post a comment on a "WIP", LOOK! I'm a reader that's all, and i can only tell how i feel, as a READER, giving/offering feedback. Hoping to learn and grow here. So please, tell me where i'm going wrong.

    Me? I'm just a fly on the wall.

    Look! I'm trying, okay?

    One can but dream, if only i had dared.

    "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is an attribute of the strong" Mahatma Gandhi.
    Alas, i am weak.

    I must find a way to Eastbourne and i so wish that i could dance.

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    You realize that your son is large enough to kick your ass.
    But thankfully, he's mature enough to resist the impulse.
    Opportunities abound! Land and titles available! Be bold! Enquire now!
    See Cazique Gregor MacGregor of details.

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    I told my son a few years back: "Go for it. Sooner or later, you have to sleep."
    Sometimes, I wrestle with my demons. Other times, we just snuggle.

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    When you realize that you are older than every General and Admiral in your nation's military.
    Never pet a burning dog.

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