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    Even though I don't see myself as old, I started to feel that way when I realized I was older than pretty much all the biggest celebrities. It helped me realize that, yep, my potential day in the sun zipped right by me.
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    in pictures of your adult parents, they are younger than your kids.

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    I'm not sure if what I'm about to type belongs here, I only know that this a very recent development:

    FLATULENCE.

    Every time I pee, without exception, I break wind, it really clatters, and it doesn't smell of roses.
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    Me? I'm just a fly on the wall.

    Look! I'm trying, okay?

    One can but dream, if only i had dared.

    "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is an attribute of the strong" Mahatma Gandhi.
    Alas, i am weak.

    I must find a way to Eastbourne and i so wish that i could dance.

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    when you look on zoopla for a bungalow
    The only one who can heal you is you.




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    When your skate board was a Deluxe 1977 surf flyer
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  6. #1266
    When you read about historical leaders, and realize you've already lived longer than they did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RWK View Post
    When you read about historical leaders, and realize you've already lived longer than they did.
    Tell you what RWK,

    So many people, so much younger than me, dying or suffering with debilitating conditions/diseases/situations and yet, here I am, disgustingly healthy. As well as any person my age could/should reasonably expect.
    Last edited by dither; March 23rd, 2020 at 07:06 PM.
    If i post a comment on a "WIP", LOOK! I'm a reader that's all, and i can only tell how i feel, as a READER, giving/offering feedback. Hoping to learn and grow here. So please, tell me where i'm going wrong.

    Me? I'm just a fly on the wall.

    Look! I'm trying, okay?

    One can but dream, if only i had dared.

    "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is an attribute of the strong" Mahatma Gandhi.
    Alas, i am weak.

    I must find a way to Eastbourne and i so wish that i could dance.

  8. #1268
    Quote Originally Posted by dither View Post
    Tell what RWK,

    So many people, so much younger than me, dying or suffering with debilitating conditions/diseases/situations and yet, here I am, disgustingly healthy. As well as any person my age could/should reasonably expect.
    Same here.

    But the other day it occurred to me that I have lived longer the Adolf Hitler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RWK View Post
    Same here.

    But the other day it occurred to me that I have lived longer the Adolf Hitler.
    That's a fun game, I beat Mussolini. World leaders tend to get looked after and live long if they die natural deaths though.

    Edit. Stalin only made 70 though, I'm 76.
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    I quiteliked the number 19 until recently...it's followed me for years...git cud kill me we now
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