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    Quote Originally Posted by J.T. Chris View Post
    I fall asleep on the couch at like 8 o'clock.
    I haven't done that since I was a young fellow who went to work all day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irwin View Post
    You know you're getting old when you're old enough to be your doctor's father. I've since switched doctors.
    My cardiologist is young enough to be my son.
    My sex drive has driven off without me. I said that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KenTR View Post
    I am the world's youngest old curmudgeon, assuming that "old curmudgeonhood" begins at seventy or so.

    Damn kids and their hip hop pants.
    I have my cane and I know how to shake at those young whipper-snappers.
    My sex drive has driven off without me. I said that.

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