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  1. April 8th, 2016, 06:57 AM #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleepwriter View Post
    You know you're getting old when your children have babies of their own.
    Especially when those babies are now in their mid-20s - the children are in their mid/late-40s and I think I am going doolally as I am only 47 - whoops, 74.

    See what I mean?
    Last edited by Sonata; April 8th, 2016 at 07:10 AM. Reason: Just being an idiot again
    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.
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  5. April 12th, 2016, 11:47 PM #105
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    Pillow lines seem to hang out longer on your face than they used too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tealynn View Post
    Pillow lines seem to hang out longer on your face than they used too...
    The pillow goes under your head
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tealynn View Post
    Pillow lines seem to hang out longer on your face than they used too...
    ... and you can no longer use that excuse to explain the wrinkles.
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  9. April 13th, 2016, 08:58 AM #109
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tealynn View Post
    Pillow lines seem to hang out longer on your face than they used too...
    And they hang around all day.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sleepwriter View Post
    The pillow goes under your head
    But your face is on your head.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cran View Post
    ... and you can no longer use that excuse to explain the wrinkles.
    I like my wrinkles - I earned every one of them!
    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.
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  10. April 13th, 2016, 09:27 AM #110
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    All my friends around me are getting married and kids and buying houses.. and here I am with my immature behaviour
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