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  1. #101
    Quote Originally Posted by Sleepwriter View Post
    You know you're getting old when your children have babies of their own.
    Especially when those babies are now in their mid-20s - the children are in their mid/late-40s and I think I am going doolally as I am only 47 - whoops, 74.

    See what I mean?
    Last edited by Sonata; April 8th, 2016 at 07:10 AM. Reason: Just being an idiot again
    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.


  2. #102
    When you live to see fashion come back around ... And around...
    When you tell someone to "hang up the phone" and they have no idea what you're talking about.
    TeaLynn

    "Don't panic." Douglas Adams
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  3. #103
    When the number of dead people you know equals the number of living people you know.
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  4. #104
    Quote Originally Posted by Olly Buckle View Post
    When the number of dead people you know equals the number of living people you know.
    that is a scary thought.....
    The only one who can heal you is you.




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    ...it's still limp.
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  6. #106
    Pillow lines seem to hang out longer on your face than they used too...
    TeaLynn

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  7. #107
    Quote Originally Posted by Tealynn View Post
    Pillow lines seem to hang out longer on your face than they used too...
    The pillow goes under your head
    "When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do." -Abel Morales - A Most Dangerous Year.

  8. #108
    Quote Originally Posted by Tealynn View Post
    Pillow lines seem to hang out longer on your face than they used too...
    ... and you can no longer use that excuse to explain the wrinkles.
    "I don't know ... I'm making it up as I go ..." - Dr I Jones

    Nature abhors perfection - cats abhor a vacuum!

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  9. #109
    Quote Originally Posted by Tealynn View Post
    Pillow lines seem to hang out longer on your face than they used too...
    And they hang around all day.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sleepwriter View Post
    The pillow goes under your head
    But your face is on your head.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cran View Post
    ... and you can no longer use that excuse to explain the wrinkles.
    I like my wrinkles - I earned every one of them!
    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.


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    All my friends around me are getting married and kids and buying houses.. and here I am with my immature behaviour

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