Dance on my grave.

[Olly Buckle]

We have a thread that is for writing an elegy, most people seemed to equate that with an epitaph, it is actually a sad poem, so epitaphs are often both. An epitaph is the wording on a tombstone, or praise of someone dead.

Anyway this thread is inspired by Spike Milligan and Ezra Pound who wrote their own epitaphs.
‘Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite’, or ‘I told you I felt ill’, for Spike and;
‘Here lies the body of Ezra Pound
Lost at sea and never found.’ for Ezra

So how about writing your own epitaph, what would you like on your gravestone?

Here is mine, though I might think of alternatives.

Here is the grave of Olly
Remember his life and be jolly,
This is an invite, so grab the chance
Step on my grave and have a dance.

[Phil Istine]

cast in solid stone
nobody gets out alive
you’re no exception

[Schrody]

"I told you I was sick."

[Winston]

"Remember that $20 I owe you?
Come back next week."

[WhitakerRStanton]

Don't bury me here.

[Jigawatt]

I requested cremation.
Pee on my relatives' graves.

[Firemajic]

Under this stone lies Firemajic
her death was hot and very tragic
she played with firrrre! And she got burned..
F%#$..that chick just never learned..

[Olly Buckle]

Bury me, I know if I’m eaten,
Entropy is not really beaten
But it slows down the process
Leeching out by osmosis,
Rather than all at once with cremation.

[Wandering Man]

On my wife's grave:

Are you SURE I'm dead?

[Firemajic]

On my wife's grave:

Are you SURE I'm dead?

ooo gawd.... lol..