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Thread: Here she comes to save the day

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    Here she comes to save the day

    Our own Mighty Mouse, The WonderingNovice

    She has agreed to join our Forum Moderating group where she will be leaping buildings at a single bound, run faster than a speeding bullet, and move threads.

    So, everyone, let's give her a good welcome

    Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition! (Monty Python)

    Reporter: How did you find America?
    John Lennon: Turn left at Greenland (A Hard Day's Night)

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    well done
    The only one who can heal you is you.

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    Good job for catching this one in your trap. Congratulations, TWN.
    Life makes more sense if you don't take it personally.

    My Poems

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    No, absolutely not. I am not happy. Sorry. I disagree.

    That mouse got loose and somehow jumped through my screen, across the computer room floor and down the hall toward the kitchen. It got the attention of five cats here, the two youngest older ones and the three little ones, and they proceeded to chase the mouse into the living room, downing table lamps, wreaking havoc on the piano, clearing the coffee table of some nice Christmas decorations. Then the little monster flew back down the hall, scooted under the bed, and disappeared.

    I am NOT impressed. That mouse traumatized five cats, woke up my neighbor who's staying here because of her house fire, woke her four cats and six dogs up, slipped into the pantry and nailed my last bag of Fritos, got into the flour, and you don't want to know what happened to that bag of catnip.

    Now I have nine stoned cats, seven very disturbed dogs, a very unhappy neighbor, a bay window scarf that looks like Edward Scissorhands did the decorating, a husband calling that 24-hour divorce helpline for men, and we don't know where the heck that mouse went.

    I am all for greeting and welcoming new moderators but this is a little too much. We don't need moderators with these kinds of rodents, and when or if I find this rodent, I am shipping it back to The WonderingNovice with a homemade sympathy card expressing my displeasure along with its droppings.

    WN, you probably knew I'd mess with you about this. I created this crazy story just for you. I'm soooooo proud to see you in your new position!

    Congratulations! Gosh, it's so good to see others promoted and awarded. I know; I've been awarded and promoted as well. Ain't it great?

    Now be looking for a package with the skull and crossbones on it. This ain't over yet.

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    I always loved Mighty Mouse! Yay!
    There is no life I know
    To compare with pure imagination.
    Living there you’ll be free
    If you truly wish to be.~ Willy Wonka

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    Here mousy mousy.

    "Life is a risk; so is writing. You have to love it." ~ Richard Matheson

    "There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
    ~Will Rogers

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    What a cheesy joke!

    Welcome to the mightiest mouse of them all!
    Wisdom is seldom boisterous.

    -- a guy I know --

    If you're into hillbilly themed pornography (and, really, who ISN'T these days?), check out and @ThomasIBenton. There's no pornography, but everything IS written by a hillbilly.

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    Yay! Welcome mouse!
    Yes, I am human. Yes, I make mistakes. ~somebody

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    Congratulations and welcome to the team mouse.
    I was fighting with temptation but I didn't want to win.
    A man like me don't like to see temptation caving in.
    Leonard Cohen

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