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    Talking Died because I didn't forward a post

    Listen to me folks,
    I’m here to tell you a message!

    DO NOT exit this poem,
    Or you’ll die in 13 seconds.

    I am that unfortunate soul,
    Who read a Facebook post!

    I should have forwarded it to 9 groups,
    But I was too adamant to do so.

    I was told to write my crush’s name,
    I wrote my plumber’s name instead.

    I thought I had trolled the post,
    But my death life itself became a troll.

    Everyone in heaven laughs at me,
    I died because I didn’t forward a post.

    My sincere request to all you guys,
    Please follow the steps given below.


    • Shout your name 161 times in your neighbor's bathroom.


    • Then shout the name of your favorite chimpanzee.


    • Go to the nearest public place and yell, “All hail Voldemort!” exactly 133 times.


    • Forward this poem to 199 groups and you’ll still die in the next 33 microseconds. Good Riddance.

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    lmao... there is someone out THERE.. who will follow allll these steps and believe this to be true... not meee.... well, maybe I should... jusssst in case.. ummmm, anyway.. love this.. [you ARE joking... right? ]
    She lost herself in the trees,
    among the ever-changing leaves.
    She wept beneath the wild sky
    as stars told stories of ancient times.
    The flowers grew toward her light,
    the river called her name at night.
    She could not live an ordinary life,
    with the mysteries of the universe
    hidden in her eyes....
    Author: Christy Ann Martine

    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
    Author unknown.

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    That really did make me laugh - thank you!
    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.


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    I just had to read it as soon as I saw the title. Original, thought provoking and we'll written. It also made me laugh in a strange way. Please post more.




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    Wonderful! Thanks for the laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gaurav View Post
    Listen to me folks,
    I’m here to tell you a message!

    DO NOT exit this poem,
    Or you’ll die in 13 seconds.

    I am that unfortunate soul,
    Who read a Facebook post!
    ^This was a little odd, only because I thought the first few lines had a nice rhythm to it, and I had to read over it again.
    I should have forwarded it to 9 groups,
    But I was too adamant to do so.

    I was told to write my crush’s name,
    I wrote my plumber’s name instead.

    I thought I had trolled the post,
    But my death life itself became a troll.
    ^same for this one
    Everyone in heaven laughs at me,
    I died because I didn’t forward a post.

    My sincere request to all you guys,
    Please follow the steps given below.


    • Shout your name 161 times in your neighbor's bathroom.


    • Then shout the name of your favorite chimpanzee.


    • Go to the nearest public place and yell, “All hail Voldemort!” exactly 133 times.


    • Forward this poem to 199 groups and you’ll still die in the next 33 microseconds. Good Riddance.
    I just had to read it =p

    This is awesome. Usually I stay away from stuff like that on facebook but I couldn't resist this one.

    The only nits I have are suggested in red, as it tripped me up when I was reading it. It has a decent flow and your rhythm is really nice, which is the only reason why I mention the particular lines as trippy for me. This really was a great poem. Thanks for sharing =)
    ".... But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
    All losses are restored and sorrows end."
    - William Shakespeare, Sonnet XXX



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    Thanks a lot everyone for your comments! I am glad to know you all enjoyed it.

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