Died because I didn't forward a post

[Gaurav]

Listen to me folks,
I’m here to tell you a message!

DO NOT exit this poem,
Or you’ll die in 13 seconds.

I am that unfortunate soul,
Who read a Facebook post!

I should have forwarded it to 9 groups,
But I was too adamant to do so.

I was told to write my crush’s name,
I wrote my plumber’s name instead.

I thought I had trolled the post,
But my death life itself became a troll.

Everyone in heaven laughs at me,
I died because I didn’t forward a post.

My sincere request to all you guys,
Please follow the steps given below.

• Shout your name 161 times in your neighbor's bathroom.

• Then shout the name of your favorite chimpanzee.

• Go to the nearest public place and yell, “All hail Voldemort!” exactly 133 times.

• Forward this poem to 199 groups and you’ll still die in the next 33 microseconds. Good Riddance.

[Firemajic]

lmao... there is someone out THERE.. who will follow allll these steps and believe this to be true... not meee.... well, maybe I should... jusssst in case.. ummmm, anyway.. love this.. [you ARE joking... right? ]

[Sonata]

That really did make me laugh - thank you!

[Arthur G. Mustard]

I just had to read it as soon as I saw the title. Original, thought provoking and we'll written. It also made me laugh in a strange way. Please post more.

[Nellie]

Wonderful! Thanks for the laugh.

[am_hammy]

Listen to me folks,
I’m here to tell you a message!

DO NOT exit this poem,
Or you’ll die in 13 seconds.

I am that unfortunate soul,
Who read a Facebook post!
^This was a little odd, only because I thought the first few lines had a nice rhythm to it, and I had to read over it again.
I should have forwarded it to 9 groups,
But I was too adamant to do so.

I was told to write my crush’s name,
I wrote my plumber’s name instead.

I thought I had trolled the post,
But my death life itself became a troll.
^same for this one
Everyone in heaven laughs at me,
I died because I didn’t forward a post.

My sincere request to all you guys,
Please follow the steps given below.

• Shout your name 161 times in your neighbor's bathroom.

• Then shout the name of your favorite chimpanzee.

• Go to the nearest public place and yell, “All hail Voldemort!” exactly 133 times.

• Forward this poem to 199 groups and you’ll still die in the next 33 microseconds. Good Riddance.

I just had to read it =p

This is awesome. Usually I stay away from stuff like that on facebook but I couldn't resist this one.

The only nits I have are suggested in red, as it tripped me up when I was reading it. It has a decent flow and your rhythm is really nice, which is the only reason why I mention the particular lines as trippy for me. This really was a great poem. Thanks for sharing =)

[Gaurav]

Thanks a lot everyone for your comments! I am glad to know you all enjoyed it.