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    Monster Massssh

    The scarab "Borrowed" King Tut's crown
    for a night out on the town
    he wanted to wear some royal glitz
    to the famous Ballroom Blitz

    This was going to be a helluva bash
    he couldn't wait to do the monster mash
    he had polished his boogie shoes
    and he was ready to mooove and groove

    He arrived at the party late
    the bouncer wouldn't let him through the gate
    he could see his friends monster mashing
    as he watched his hopes were crashing

    The mummy slipped open the club's back door
    and soon he was boogying across the dance floor
    wearing the King's crown on his head
    and a shirt signed by the Grateful Dead

    The zombie chicks were higher than kites
    the tomb mummies were starting a fight
    Cleopatra was shakin her ass
    and the scarab was doing the monster masssh

    Then old King Tut blew through the door
    stormed right across that dance floor
    snatched his crown off the scarab's head
    grabbed Cleopatra and headed home to bed

    The scarab was lame without his glitz
    he got bounced out of the ballroom blitz
    he walked home all alone
    cursing Tut and his throne

    He made it back to the tomb
    Cleo was waiting in Tut's throne room
    she said "want to be King for the night
    come on babe, I'll treat you right"

    She put Tut's crown on his head
    then they slipped off to her bed
    old King Tut slept alone that night
    while Cleo held the scarab tight

    Tut had dreams that gave him pleasure
    about how he saved his royal treasure
    he did not hear Cleo's bed crasssh
    as the scarab did the monster masssh....
    She lost herself in the trees,
    among the ever-changing leaves.
    She wept beneath the wild sky
    as stars told stories of ancient times.
    The flowers grew toward her light,
    the river called her name at night.
    She could not live an ordinary life,
    with the mysteries of the universe
    hidden in her eyes....
    Author: Christy Ann Martine

    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
    Author unknown.

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    Thank you for making me laugh!
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    Ha haaa... the pleasure was all mine, thank you for reading.. have a faaaabulous day...
    She lost herself in the trees,
    among the ever-changing leaves.
    She wept beneath the wild sky
    as stars told stories of ancient times.
    The flowers grew toward her light,
    the river called her name at night.
    She could not live an ordinary life,
    with the mysteries of the universe
    hidden in her eyes....
    Author: Christy Ann Martine

    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
    Author unknown.

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    Thanks to all who read and "liked" Monster Masssh... I appreciate..
    She lost herself in the trees,
    among the ever-changing leaves.
    She wept beneath the wild sky
    as stars told stories of ancient times.
    The flowers grew toward her light,
    the river called her name at night.
    She could not live an ordinary life,
    with the mysteries of the universe
    hidden in her eyes....
    Author: Christy Ann Martine

    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
    Author unknown.

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    Julia!

    This was an astounding, and fabulous, poem! I'm usually not one to even smile at humorous poetry but this had me chuckle at the end of it.

    Looking forward to your next creation!

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    you off on a tangent again...you must have been the one who put the word fun in funeral
    The only one who can heal you is you.




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    Daniel, I love that you think this poem is fabulous... one of my favorite things...Thank you.
    Escorial... I have been to a fun Funeral before... and I do love my tangents.. they are sooooo fabulous.. Thanks for reading...
    She lost herself in the trees,
    among the ever-changing leaves.
    She wept beneath the wild sky
    as stars told stories of ancient times.
    The flowers grew toward her light,
    the river called her name at night.
    She could not live an ordinary life,
    with the mysteries of the universe
    hidden in her eyes....
    Author: Christy Ann Martine

    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
    Author unknown.

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    Julís I come late to the party, but have to say a laugh a minute for getting one in early for Halloween.

    QDOS

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    QDOS... the party does not start until you arrive..lol... thank you for commenting.. I have missed you and your fabulous poetry..
    She lost herself in the trees,
    among the ever-changing leaves.
    She wept beneath the wild sky
    as stars told stories of ancient times.
    The flowers grew toward her light,
    the river called her name at night.
    She could not live an ordinary life,
    with the mysteries of the universe
    hidden in her eyes....
    Author: Christy Ann Martine

    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
    Author unknown.

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    Heehee, what a twist and a turn. Perfect for Halloween approaching. Loved it Julia, as always. Thank you for the fun read ^_^

    All I see is the "ass" in massssh LOL
    ".... But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
    All losses are restored and sorrows end."
    - William Shakespeare, Sonnet XXX



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