I just said it elsewhere, but welcome back, Bish! Congrats on all of your success and achievement and what not. Being a true grown up must be fun and fulfilling. Sadly, I'll never know.
I just said it elsewhere, but welcome back, Bish! Congrats on all of your success and achievement and what not. Being a true grown up must be fun and fulfilling. Sadly, I'll never know.
Welcome back. Maybe you can help these poor souls by giving them a dose of real humor. They've had to put up with me for months.
"Life is a risk; so is writing. You have to love it." ~ Richard Matheson
I was just starting out when you left. Nice to have ya back and great news about the job. I'm glad it worked out well for you ^_^
".... But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
All losses are restored and sorrows end."
- William Shakespeare, Sonnet XXX
Welcome back, Bish! I'm glad things have gone well for ya.
Wisdom is seldom boisterous.
-- a guy I know --
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So ... you're back. After gallivanting off in the real world, making your mark and earning real money. Good. But that's the last time I let you borrow the car. Not cleaned and a near empty fuel tank I can live with, but really! Bullet holes? iron plate grilles where the windows should be? Nox tank? And who is that almost dressed person asleep in the back seat?
"I don't know ... I'm making it up as I go ..." - Dr I Jones
Nature abhors perfection - cats abhor a vacuum!
"Faith can move mountains - she's a big girl!" (unknown/graffiti)
If I act like I own the place, it's because I did.
Hey, Bish, you missed some cool stuff. And some uncool stuff. Heck, just stuff.
and we missed you
Dream big, fight hard, live proud!
Beware: Grown up-ness sneaks up on you. When you least expect it... BAM. You're doing taxes.
WE NEED HUMOR, STAT!
But, nurse! They've had Anfinson! It's 50mg humor per post!
YOU NIMBOZIO OF A DOCTOR! We all know BISHOPTM is the only TRUE HUMOR CURE! Not recommended for women who are pregnant or may become pregnant.
Prepare yourself. It only gets worse.
Thanks, IM! Glad to see you're still manning the institute.
Okay, that was the worst joke I've had in years. I'll do better. I promise.
You know, Cran. I worked HARD to make your car BEAUTIFUL. Just because there's a slightly deceased, scantily clad woman of the night, a few SAFETY bars on the windows, and I MAY have been involved in a MINOR shootout... I topped off your wiper fluid, I'll have you know!
Fear not. More stuff to come. With 100% more Bishop.
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The only one who can heal you is you.
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