I am ...

[Boofy]

I am the fear that chews up your innards and spits corrosive bile when people seek to aid you.

I couldn't think of one for me that didn't sound silly ;3

[Olly Buckle]

I couldn't think of one for me that didn't sound silly ;3

It is so easy to get pompous isn't it,

how about:-

I am the smile on the face of miscomprehension.

[Boofy]

Aye. Using flowery words to describe myself and modesty are two things that seem at odds with one another. ^^;

I am the one you'll find mapping out wild and sprawling country routes in the dark, if you don't mistake my unnaturally large eyes for those of a barn owl.

[Olly Buckle]

There is something about starting "I am..." as well, after all someone who smiles and admits to not understanding should have not a trace of it about them, but it still sounds weirdly superior.

I am the worm awaiting your coffin.

[Darkkin]

I am what I am, a little bit broken, a little bit not, with a singular wit and knack for rhyme is all I've got.

[bazz cargo]

I am the voice of Oooopsie, the apprentice of Doom.

[Darkkin]

I am diabolically charming on occasion...

[Allysan]

I am a disgruntled consumer. There is no reason I should have to drive thirty minutes away for a bottle of wine.

Yes. I am aware that it is only four pm.

[Phil Istine]

I am the turd that won't flush.

[bazz cargo]

^ Where's the 'yuck' button?