I'm an asshole.
An asshole that knows when he's about to be an asshole, stops himself, but is still amazed at the level of asshole-y he is.
To wit -- one of my friends wanted to make a meme where people superimposed her face on random things. One of her friends put her face on Jesus Christ and a Catholic friend said, quote, "Im sorry [REDACTED] not much offends me but that picture of Our Sacred Heart of Jesus with your face imposed and with a cigarette is not one bit funny. Im Catholic and that is just so wrong."
I wanted to respond with something petty like, "Get over it, sugar. Learn to have some fun. I'm Episcopalian and I thought this was hilarious as fuck. Also, [name of friend who made the post], don't worry about causing offense. Do what you want."
I mean, I did catch myself before I actually said it. Just...damn.![]()
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