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    The Dual...

    am_hammy has impugned my honour and I demand satisfaction. This is a poetry off..

    The rules:
    Three lines
    Must make an effort to ryhme
    No bad language or naughtiness.

    Anyone can play.

    In the Red corner, am_hammy, in the blue corner, Bazz Cargo.

    Ding ding, round one.

  2. #2
    Bazz, Bazz, Bazz you're going down.
    When we are through with this
    It will be I who wears the crown.
    ".... But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
    All losses are restored and sorrows end."
    - William Shakespeare, Sonnet XXX



  3. #3
    Ducking left, swerving right,
    Ha ha missed me,
    You can't fight.

  4. #4
    Hah, I'm just getting started.
    My skill is so vast
    Most of it is still uncharted.
    ".... But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
    All losses are restored and sorrows end."
    - William Shakespeare, Sonnet XXX



  5. #5
    Your Satnav Lies,
    your feet smell too,
    your knees are in disguise.

  6. #6
    It's not my feet,it's my shoes
    They can be second place prize
    Right shoe or left, you choose


    Baha
    ".... But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
    All losses are restored and sorrows end."
    - William Shakespeare, Sonnet XXX



  7. #7
    Puts you on the back foot eh?
    Dancing on a point of order,
    Too much of that and you’ll be bleh.

  8. #8
    Nonsense,I can turn it around
    I never dance during battle
    My feet are always on the ground.
    ".... But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
    All losses are restored and sorrows end."
    - William Shakespeare, Sonnet XXX



  9. #9
    Float like a butterfly,
    sting like a bee.
    back in a moment, I need a wee.

  10. #10
    I jump in the fray, then I duck and I swerve
    Bazz & Hammy watch out
    'Cause YOU'VE BEEN SERVED


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