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  1. #21
    Roses are Turnips
    Violets are Lead
    Schrody is Grumpy
    And wears a banana on her head (what's up with that?)
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  2. #22
    I can see my poem is gonna win...
    Je suis Charlie.

    "My ambition is handicapped with laziness." - Charles Bukowski
    "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” but “That’s funny…” - Isaac Asimov
    "Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine." - Alan Turing
    "Physicists are made of atoms. A physicist is an attempt by an atom to understand itself.” - Michio Kaku
    "No fighting in the War room!" - Dr. Strangelove
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    In memory of Pandora, a beautiful butterfly spreading its wings above the Earth's realm...

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Schrody View Post
    I can see my poem is gonna win...

    *and he laughs hysterically*
    Last edited by mrmustard615; February 2nd, 2015 at 08:18 PM.
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  5. #25
    Roses make pollen
    violets do too
    I don't need an insect
    to fertilize you
    Wisdom is seldom boisterous.

    -- a guy I know --

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  6. #26
    Roses are fiction
    violets, a lie
    but that's not important
    because we're all gonna die.

    *puts on eyeliner, turns up My Chemical Romance, sobs*

  7. #27
    Roses have thorns
    That hide underneath
    and stick in my gums
    When they're held in my teeth.
    Violets are fragile
    Easily crushed,
    Be gentle, not agile,
    More love, less lust.
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  8. #28
    Roses aren't cheap,
    and neither is wine,
    so it's up to my smoulder
    to help make you mine.



    Oh man, why am I single when I can write such moving love poems? The ladies should be swarming all over me.
    I have an extensive knowledge of Mean Girls quotes.

  9. #29
    In memory of my first wife:
    Roses as black
    as the night we were wed
    if we don't get a divorce
    I'm better off dead.(Not an entry)
    "Put not your trust not in princes, in the children of men,
    in whom there is no salvation."
    Psalm 146

    Timely, isn't it?

  10. #30
    For my present wife:

    Roses have thorns
    my heart you have prick'd
    to get out of trouble
    I need to lay it on thick
    (not an entry)
    "Put not your trust not in princes, in the children of men,
    in whom there is no salvation."
    Psalm 146

    Timely, isn't it?

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