Roses are Turnips
Violets are Lead
Schrody is Grumpy
And wears a banana on her head (what's up with that?)
Roses are Turnips
Violets are Lead
Schrody is Grumpy
And wears a banana on her head (what's up with that?)
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I can see my poem is gonna win...
Je suis Charlie.
"My ambition is handicapped with laziness." - Charles Bukowski
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” but “That’s funny…” - Isaac Asimov
"Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine." - Alan Turing
"Physicists are made of atoms. A physicist is an attempt by an atom to understand itself.” - Michio Kaku
"No fighting in the War room!" - Dr. Strangelove
"I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed" - The Internet
In memory of Pandora, a beautiful butterfly spreading its wings above the Earth's realm...
Originally Posted by Schrody
I can see my poem is gonna win...
*and he laughs hysterically*
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Roses are red,
@$%
&%&*
die alone.
Roses make pollen
violets do too
I don't need an insect
to fertilize you
Wisdom is seldom boisterous.
-- a guy I know --
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Roses are fiction
violets, a lie
but that's not important
because we're all gonna die.
*puts on eyeliner, turns up My Chemical Romance, sobs*
Roses have thorns
That hide underneath
and stick in my gums
When they're held in my teeth.
Violets are fragile
Easily crushed,
Be gentle, not agile,
More love, less lust.
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Roses aren't cheap,
and neither is wine,
so it's up to my smoulder
to help make you mine.
Oh man, why am I single when I can write such moving love poems? The ladies should be swarming all over me.
I have an extensive knowledge of Mean Girls quotes.
In memory of my first wife:
Roses as black
as the night we were wed
if we don't get a divorce
I'm better off dead.(Not an entry)
"Put not your trust not in princes, in the children of men,
in whom there is no salvation."
Psalm 146
Timely, isn't it?
For my present wife:
Roses have thorns
my heart you have prick'd
to get out of trouble
I need to lay it on thick
(not an entry)
"Put not your trust not in princes, in the children of men,
in whom there is no salvation."
Psalm 146
Timely, isn't it?
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