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  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Firemajic View Post
    Roses are red
    I am blue
    the worst mistake I've made
    was when I said "I do"
    Now, every time I attend a wedding, this little poem is going to play on repeat in my head as I watch the happy couple say their vows. I guarantee it.
    I have an extensive knowledge of Mean Girls quotes.

  2. #12

    More romantic? ...OK, but still not an entry

    Roses may please
    Diamonds sure do
    Love's the disease
    I caught it from you!
    "I don't know ... I'm making it up as I go ..." - Dr I Jones

    Nature abhors perfection - cats abhor a vacuum!

    "Faith can move mountains - she's a big girl!" (unknown/graffiti)

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  3. #13
    roses on the bed
    violets in the loo
    my bed is empty
    an im feelin blue
    The only one who can heal you is you.




  4. #14
    For inspiration:-

    http://www.writingforums.com/threads...-Roses-are-red

    I shall keep an eye out for plagarism.
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  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Olly Buckle View Post
    For inspiration:-

    http://www.writingforums.com/threads...-Roses-are-red

    I shall keep an eye out for plagarism.
    I got that in my rose garden once, absolutely ruined the blooms, but I hear they've developed a new organic spray for it.
    "I don't know ... I'm making it up as I go ..." - Dr I Jones

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  6. #16
    Roses can be white,
    and violets are often blue,
    I don't know much about flowers
    but those bits of trivia will suffice.

    Incredibly unsatisfying poem #38
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  7. #17
    Plagarists will turn red
    When it's in black and white
    Cause their words can be read
    And they're caught bang to rights.
    Last edited by Olly Buckle; March 16th, 2015 at 01:04 PM.
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    Olly, I didn't even plagiarize the one I wrote in another thread here, and it was far better than the one I enter:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    There's Nothing on TV
    Why can't we screw?

    I gotta say, that's yards better than the one I entered, but I figured it would have been a hot-water situation to enter it.
    If I can't go down rockin', then I won't go down at all. - Waylon Jennings.

  9. #19
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm still f***ing single
    Looks like Netflix and pringles
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  10. #20
    Je suis Charlie.

    "My ambition is handicapped with laziness." - Charles Bukowski
    "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” but “That’s funny…” - Isaac Asimov
    "Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine." - Alan Turing
    "Physicists are made of atoms. A physicist is an attempt by an atom to understand itself.” - Michio Kaku
    "No fighting in the War room!" - Dr. Strangelove
    "I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed" - The Internet

    In memory of Pandora, a beautiful butterfly spreading its wings above the Earth's realm...

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