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  1. #2061
    Banned for putting a ban on explosive explicatives and flaming metaphors.


  2. #2062
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    Banned because I do not know what I an talking about therefore I suppose I should ban myself.

    But before I am totally banned would some kind soul please make me a medium boiled egg on whole grain lightly toasted, erm, toast?

    No salt thank you.
    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.


  3. #2063
    Banned for banning yourself. Oh, wait...
    If you're not sure how to take something I say, keep in mind that Bob Ross is my spirit animal. Hidden Content .

    “The reason that clichés become clichés is that they are the hammers and screwdrivers in the toolbox of communication.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!



  4. #2064
    My religion requires me to ban you, and I'll ask you to respect that.

  5. #2065
    Banned for flocculating in public.

  6. #2066
    Banned for unpatriotism.

    IT'S A WORD NOW.
    If you're not sure how to take something I say, keep in mind that Bob Ross is my spirit animal. Hidden Content .

    “The reason that clichés become clichés is that they are the hammers and screwdrivers in the toolbox of communication.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!



  7. #2067
    A-dubanned. It's a word now.

    How sweet the moonlight sleeps upon this bank!
    Here will we sit, and let the sounds of music
    Creep into our ears: soft stillness and the night
    Become the touches of sweet harmony.

    - Shakespeare,
    Merchant...Act 5


  8. #2068
    Banned for having a scary, sepulchral voice.

  9. #2069
    Banned for attempting to inflate hal's ego.
    If you're not sure how to take something I say, keep in mind that Bob Ross is my spirit animal. Hidden Content .

    “The reason that clichés become clichés is that they are the hammers and screwdrivers in the toolbox of communication.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!



  10. #2070
    Banned for immunity to my extreme effervescent charm...


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