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  1. #291
    Quote Originally Posted by Apple Ice View Post
    Ha I've come to accept those comments Schrody, I'm just hoping it will last when I'm middle aged. A 20 year old looking like a lanky 12 year old isn't the best thing in the world.
    Nah, you look like you're 16, tops.
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  2. #292
    Quote Originally Posted by Elvenswordsman View Post
    Guess what I was for Halloween?
    Drunk? Stoned? Arrested?

    Oh, you mean the home-made costume?
    Well, it's way too neat to be a fridge door or a college dorm noticeboard; too square to be dragon scale armour; I'll have to think about it ...

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  3. #293
    Quote Originally Posted by Elvenswordsman View Post
    Guess what I was for Halloween?
    Fifty Shades of Gay Gray?
    I have an extensive knowledge of Mean Girls quotes.

  4. #294
    50 shades! That has to be it. Good one, popsp. Da mit . It was so easy. Perfect. So... did you hook up with any of your 'target-market' that night?

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    "50 shades of gay" was the title of my friend's college essay. It was about dealing with misconceptions about the BDSM and LGBTQIA+ community, and how he overcame them.
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  6. #296
    Quote Originally Posted by Bloggsworth View Post
    A hacker is probably already using it, ask him for a print....
    I guarantee if a hacker started using my webcam without my knowledge, he/she would immediately turn it back off and send an email in which they say they are going to sue me for damaging their retinas.
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  8. #298
    Quote Originally Posted by T.S.Bowman View Post
    I guarantee if a hacker started using my webcam without my knowledge, he/she would immediately turn it back off and send an email in which they say they are going to sue me for damaging their retinas.
    Maybe if you are watching Manny Parra or J.J. Hoover pitch at the time.

  9. #299
    Yeah, Pops!

    I went out in it Kevin, and the results were pretty funny. Girls don't make sense to me, especially at bars. They'll walk up and say "50 Shades, nice." and then just stand there, expectant.

    Some were creepy, cougars recognizing it and telling me about their bdsm collections.

    At any rate, I walked home drunk in the rain. Preferred option to the girls who offer themselves around 1:54 every night. Fun night though, I get pretty rowdy when I drink. I also become British, go figure.
    Cheers,
    Elven

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvenswordsman View Post
    Some were creepy, cougars recognizing it and telling me about their bdsm collections.
    Lucky it wasn't me. I would have shown you.

    For any who are wondering...

    Show: Stephanie's eyes rose and her lips curved down as Melanie ambled through with intentional grace. Men's eyes widened ablaze; Stephanie's narrowed in darkness. Her snarling lips caressed the edge of her glass.

    Tell: Stephanie was jealous of Melanie.

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