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  1. #241
    Quote Originally Posted by Schrody View Post
    Then you're not pervert at all
    Nah, he's a pervert--he's just a pervert that doesn't share.

    Lew, it's my turn with the binoculars!


  2. #242

    Wink The Selfie Poem

    Sarah, aren't you a sight to see
    Pretty as I thought you would be
    I'd trade spots with that handsome cat,
    ...actually, at 200 lbs your shoulder might not enjoy that

    And poor Bishop, now that you know
    My mid-sex erotica show
    Will Guernica only appear
    To your warm heart, only more dear?

    And WF, to all of you here
    You've all helped to assuage my fears
    Old, creepy I'd thought most of you
    Instead, a most wonderful view

    There was no way I could foretell
    Gavrushka looks like Colin Farrell
    A grinnier face, darker hair
    But lad you're lookin' mighty fair

    Potty
    , you're not 50
    You always seemed so motherly
    Of all my instincts, joke's on me

    Amsawtell
    , I knew you from the start
    Genuine girl with a caring heart

    Grizzly
    has the purest selfie
    Quite pretty, for only eighteen
    I'm an old man when next to you
    You look young, I'm only 22

    Patskywriter
    you'll laugh at me
    I thought your name was said Pat-skay-ee
    Something with a slight Russian taste
    Now seems I have egg on my face

    Tepelus
    looks like Eva Green
    But more of a fiery Qveene
    Beauty adorns you, m'lady
    Though I don't advise grave selfies

    Come on Sam, give us a show
    I'm looking for you and I'm ready to go

    Alanmt
    I'd always imagined
    You as the cardigan wearing companion

    Dale I'd never thought of you
    As a hipster, wearing a tuque
    I wear my cap for the weather around
    We had snow yesterday, it's still on the ground

    Rabbit
    got hungry mid-selfie
    Selfie-pro clearly, 4.3
    A cute santa hat though, congrats
    As a rabbit, though, chew toy - drats

    Dave
    smiles like Giamatti
    A funny character, from funny movies

    Pidgeon
    you appear dishevelled, unkempt
    That shirt, my friend Mark, would surely tempt

    Skodt inside... tuque... horny rimmed glasses
    Flanel and goatee - I won't say it, but you know.

    Apple Ice, that's one ugly mug
    You look a rather silly pug
    (Brilliant photo skills though)

    Schrody, that cat looks like they need an escape
    From your death grip, or what you call a loving embrace

    J Anfinson, thought you were a girl too
    That beard though. Seriously. It's a thing.

    Grim Grady, that hat is awful
    Cannot believe that it's lawful

    A_Jones,
    love the intensity
    Character - what you seem to be

    Pluarlized you look like my cousin. Seriously. You look like my cousin. Chris?

    Stormageddon you remind me
    Of Sakura, out of anime

    Riptide you're the child amongst
    A group - selfie-illiterates

    Cran, those glasses are right ou'th'pas'
    But you look like you look that I thought you would look

    Bloggs you look as I thought you would
    Ink in hand, scribbles on the pad

    Arco, as I want it to be
    I declare the first - smoke selfie

    Esco, you look like a marine man
    But you're Brit, not American

    Panda, nice tree, I see it's red
    Suppose you're hiding from the Fed?

    Kevin, you should post a photo
    No rhyme until you do, alright?

    Pip you have such a great hat though
    Red hat S, or just for the show?

    Kilroy you match your avatar
    In every sense, allegar

    Plasticweld looks like a giant
    His clothing not so defiant
    As some of the bikers I know
    Though they're almost always for show

    Lew -
    I couldn't imagine a time

    When lads thought it was fine
    To formally dress
    In a tie and a vest
    And not show a genuine smile

    Folcro looks a man of creation
    An artist, leading his nation

    Pop you look so young next to the
    Image of your scruffy goatee

    Gyara you know you're coming in late
    I've been at this for too long. Looking good!

    Sorry if your bit was lackluster
    The effort is lacking, the rhymes hard to muster
    My brain is as tired as my body is sore
    I need as much energy as the characters in my lore

    I hope you all know that your presence has been awesome, and I hope I get to see more of you lot in the future.
    Last edited by Elvenswordsman; April 25th, 2014 at 09:11 PM.
    Cheers,
    Elven

    P.S.
    Don't hesitate to PM me if you need a critique, a word of encouragement, or just someone to talk to. I listen well.

  3. #243
    This one's a few years old. I'm thinner and grayer now.

    “Fools” said I, “You do not know
    Silence like a cancer grows
    Hear my words that I might teach you
    Take my arms that I might reach you”
    But my words like silent raindrops fell
    And echoed in the wells of silence : Simon & Garfunkel


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  4. #244
    Elvanswordsman that's all I get?

  5. #245
    Quote Originally Posted by Lewdog View Post
    Elvanswordsman that's all I get?
    Give me a better idea of which tux you are and I'll add to it
    Cheers,
    Elven

    P.S.
    Don't hesitate to PM me if you need a critique, a word of encouragement, or just someone to talk to. I listen well.

  6. #246
    Quote Originally Posted by Elvenswordsman View Post
    Sarah, aren't you a sight to see
    Pretty as I thought you would be
    I'd trade spots with that handsome cat,
    ...actually, at 200 lbs your shoulder might not enjoy that

    And poor Bishop, now that you know
    My mid-sex erotica show
    Will Guernica only appear
    To your warm heart, only more dear?

    And WF, to all of you here
    You've all helped to assuage my fears
    Old, creepy I'd thought most of you
    Instead, a most wonderful view

    There was no way I could foretell
    Gavrushka looks like Colin Farrell
    A grinnier face, darker hair
    But lad you're lookin' mighty fair

    Potty
    , you're not 50
    You always seemed so motherly
    Of all my instincts, joke's on me

    Amsawtell
    , I knew you from the start
    Genuine girl with a caring heart

    Grizzly
    has the purest selfie
    Quite pretty, for only eighteen
    I'm an old man when next to you
    You look young, I'm only 22

    Patskywriter
    you'll laugh at me
    I thought your name was said Pat-skay-ee
    Something with a slight Russian taste
    Now seems I have egg on my face

    Tepelus
    looks like Eva Green
    But more of a fiery Qveene
    Beauty adorns you, m'lady
    Though I don't advise grave selfies
    Come on Sam, give us a show
    I'm looking for you and I'm ready to go

    Alanmt
    I'd always imagined
    You as the cardigan wearing companion

    Dale I'd never thought of you
    As a hipster, wearing a tuque
    I wear my cap for the weather around
    We had snow yesterday, it's still on the ground

    Rabbit
    got hungry mid-selfie
    Selfie-pro clearly, 4.3
    A cute santa hat though, congrats
    As a rabbit, though, chew toy - drats

    Dave
    smiles like Giamatti
    A funny character, from funny movies

    Pidgeon
    you appear dishevelled, unkempt
    That shirt, my friend Mark, would surely tempt

    Skodt inside... tuque... horny rimmed glasses
    Flanel and goatee - I won't say it, but you know.

    Apple Ice, that's one ugly mug
    You look a rather silly pug
    (Brilliant photo skills though)

    Schrody, that cat looks like they need an escape
    From your death grip, or what you call a loving embrace

    J Anfinson, thought you were a girl too
    That beard though. Seriously. It's a thing.

    Grim Grady, that hat is awful
    Cannot believe that it's lawful

    A_Jones,
    love the intensity
    Character - what you seem to be

    Pluarlized you look like my cousin. Seriously. You look like my cousin. Chris?

    Stormageddon you remind me
    Of Sakura, out of anime

    Riptide you're the child amongst
    A group - selfie-illiterates

    Cran, those glasses are right ou'th'pas'
    But you look like you look that I thought you would look

    Bloggs you look as I thought you would
    Ink in hand, scribbles on the pad

    Arco, as I want it to be
    I declare the first - smoke selfie

    Esco, you look like a marine man
    But you're Brit, not American

    Panda, nice tree, I see it's red
    Suppose you're hiding from the Fed?

    Kevin, you should post a photo
    No rhyme until you do, alright?

    Pip you have such a great hat though
    Red hat S, or just for the show?

    Kilroy you match your avatar
    In every sense, allegar

    Plasticweld looks like a giant
    His clothing not so defiant
    As some of the bikers I know
    Though they're almost always for show

    Lew... Thanks. Really helps.

    Folcro looks a man of creation
    An artist, leading his nation

    Pop you look so young next to the
    Image of your scruffy goatee

    Gyara you know you're coming in late
    I've been at this for too long. Looking good!

    Sorry if your bit was lackluster
    The effort is lacking, the rhymes hard to muster
    My brain is as tired as my body is sore
    I need as much energy as the characters in my lore

    I hope you all know that your presence has been awesome, and I hope I get to see more of you lot in the future.

    Bloggsworth’s a wee bit dismayed
    that with his odd name you displayed
    no random verbosity
    still less grandiosity
    so out of your poem he stayed...
    Last edited by Bloggsworth; April 25th, 2014 at 10:28 PM.
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

  7. #247
    Quote Originally Posted by Elvenswordsman View Post
    Give me a better idea of which tux you are and I'll add to it
    I am the one in the middle front. The little boy isn't mine, but somehow I was deemed the baby sitter for the day. I had to dress him and watch him. He was the ring bearer. Funny thing though, I didn't know I was going to have to do all that, so I was rushing to get myself dressed and dress him in time to do the pictures before the wedding, and I somehow put the wrong shoe on the wrong foot for him. He went through the entire ceremony like that and waited until the very end to tell his grandma his feet hurt...and that's when she discovered my snafu.

  8. #248
    Quote Originally Posted by Bloggsworth View Post

    Bloggworth’s a wee bit dismayed
    that with his odd name you displayed
    no random verbosity
    still less grandiosity
    so out of your poem he stayed...
    That was brilliant! You're not reading it like I'd hoped. You have a history of responding to my pieces, and the "sribbles on the pad" was intended to mean aged learning. Sorry, it's just that for you I have great appreciation and thought brevity could lend itself to my poem to you.

    Bloggs is young in contrast to his thoughts
    Always a word for a young writer he has
    Age may show as he writes out his mind
    But not nearer to his intellectual age

    At a time when I was a fledgling writer
    An old goose laid his wing over me
    He whispered in my ear of encouraging things
    And brought only true genuine heart

    He knows not the strength his critiques do lend
    To a writer suffering of self-doubt
    A strong, old, genial man
    Bloggs - a cornerstone to my growth.

    Also, Lew, I'll repost it as an edit to the original.

    I couldn't imagine a time
    When lads thought it was fine
    To formally dress
    In a tie and a vest
    And not show a genuine smile
    Cheers,
    Elven

    P.S.
    Don't hesitate to PM me if you need a critique, a word of encouragement, or just someone to talk to. I listen well.

  9. #249
    I am honoured.
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

  10. #250
    Quote Originally Posted by Bloggsworth View Post
    I am honoured.
    I doubt I'm the only one who feels the same way. You've had the most sincere approach to critique over the years you've been active, and it's been greatly appreciated, and noticed.
    Cheers,
    Elven

    P.S.
    Don't hesitate to PM me if you need a critique, a word of encouragement, or just someone to talk to. I listen well.

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