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    See I told you Bob, the way he sometimes refers to getting old he's beyond cars and women

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    Get off my lawn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plasticweld View Post
    Lee wanted to get you a mini van, it only goes to show you he has more wisdom when it comes to both car design and color. I will see if I can swap it out... Bad news about the cookies though, in my despair over losing my job here I ate all of them while watching tv last night, so you may want to re-consider.


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    Terry on a cookie run.

  5. #135
    As I scrolled down the page my eye caught this thread, only I read it as, 'sock puppet welding.' Go figure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bazz cargo View Post
    As I scrolled down the page my eye caught this thread, only I read it as, 'sock puppet welding.' Go figure.
    Not entirely out of line. What would happen to a sock if you tried to weld it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade View Post
    Not entirely out of line. What would happen to a sock if you tried to weld it?
    I catch my shirt on fire once a week at least. Had hot slag melt through my boot laces and singe a hole in my sock once. Socks are plenty vulnerable to heat, trust me.

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  8. #138
    Socks get lost in washing machines, but only one of each pair.
    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.


  9. #139
    That's primarily because after you've lost the one, there's no need to wash the other anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonata View Post
    Socks get lost in washing machines, but only one of each pair.
    You can solve this problem by buying all your socks the same colour. Individual socks will still disappear but you won't notice it.
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    A man like me don't like to see temptation caving in.
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