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    Breakfast Bagel Kind of Love

    Some people sayÖ
    Eating breakfast takes up too much time
    They donít understand that when we dine
    It tastes like heaven.
    Lenderís heaven.


    Baby, I know how you like your coffee
    Steamy and oh so sweet! Yeaaaah.
    You know how I like my breakfast
    Hot! And ready to eat!

    Girl you know the food we share
    Will heat us up inside
    Itís time for a special treat
    Just you and I
    JUST YOU AND I


    Yes, Life is always extra nice
    When you have that special one whoíll slice
    Itís the only thing that fills me up,
    Itís a breakfast bagel kind of love
    Although one side will never fit
    In the toaster Ďcause itís way too big
    Itís the cream cheese that Iím thinking of
    In our breakfast bagel kind of love.

    A leggoí my Eggo kind of love.

    My bacon fries!
    The heat is on, yeah I can feel it there
    But the sizzle doesnít even compare
    To the sizzle in my pans!

    You can freshly squeeze my juice
    But loveís what I need most
    Girl, you can spread the jelly
    And french my toast!
    FRENCH MY TOAST

    Yes, Life is always extra nice
    When you have that special one whoíll slice
    Itís the only thing that fills me up,
    Itís a breakfast bagel kind of love
    Although one side will never fit
    In the toaster Ďcause itís way too big
    Itís the cream cheese that Iím thinking of
    In our breakfast bagel kind of love.



    Spreadiní it on
    Spreadiní it on, baby
    Spreadiní it on
    Spreadiní it on. Donít mean maybe

    (Back-up with Spreadiní it on part lightly in the back)
    Yes, Life is always extra nice
    When you have that special one whoíll slice
    Itís the only thing that fills me up,
    Itís a breakfast bagel kind of love
    Although one side will never fit
    In the toaster, Ďcause itís way too big
    Itís the cream cheese that Iím thinking of

    (Music comes to a close)
    In our breakfast bagel kind of love.

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    This made me laugh and blush just a little bit, and then a few parts made me a little grossed out (something about comparing bodily fluids to breakfast items lol) The only things that tripped me up were"

    Girl, you can spread the jelly
    And french my toast!
    I was wondering if maybe you meant On? or is "Fench my toast" a sexual slang I don't know about?

    Although one side will never fit
    In the toaster, ‘cause it’s way too big
    Had me akwardly thinking about what the toaster is a metaphor for and what exactly isn't fitting into it. Xp

    All in all a fun song to read.






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    That's exactly what I was thinking when I read the part about the toaster.

    FRENCH MY TOAST
    Literally made me laugh out loud. This song was great.

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    I have to agree with everyone on the "french my toast" line, I nearly lost it. Is this whole song a cleverly written sexual innuendo or what? Because if so, brilliant. ...it was, wasn't it?

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    This was amazing i think i can relate!!! Lol made me giggle

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