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  1. #71
    Because you tried to off my beloved garden gnome.

  2. #72
    Come on, he was totally trying to get with you: always sitting on your front lawn, perfectly groomed, always smiling and passionately staring those sky blue eyes.

    He had it coming.
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    Because you make fun of my three legged cat, and you always leave the toilet seat down.
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  4. #74
    Because I'm fed up with your insistence that I wear only strapless sun dresses and sandals with black socks. I appreciate that you find this look appealing, but I just cannot continue to go around without a bra, and those cheap imitation Birkenstocks are killing my arches!

  5. #75
    because your arches just aren't what they used to be.

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    Because I am tired of you singing in the shower, please! You are cracking all the tiles. Just leave already...
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  7. #77
    It's the "excessive" flatulence. I'm tired of the lectures. I know it's rude at the dinner table, but damn it, it's natural...

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    You won't stop hitting on the dog walker. In front of me. Then you laugh. I'm shaving your poodle.
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  9. #79
    Because you made that damn fake "me" using a baseball with sunflower seeds for my facial features and do god knows what with it whenever I leave.
    Heck, I'm starting to think you prefer it more than me!
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    You don't write me romantic poems anymore, I think you have another woman in the midst. Time to move on.
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