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  1. #41
    It was the bare feet and sandles. I 'traded up' for a guy who wears socks with them.

  2. #42
    He knew I liked extra pickle on my sub. He knew it, yet he brought my sandwhich home with only regular pickle on top.
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  3. #43
    Because all the male members of the forum keep messenging her!

  4. #44
    Because he uses "urinal" as a term of endearment.

  5. #45
    justbecause.
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  6. #46
    Plays all the right notes, in the wrong order.
    Sleep is for the weak, or sleep is for a week.
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  7. #47
    I'm breaking up with Cadence because he won't get out of his trousers.
    I don't think my advice is better than anyone else's and they usually beat me to it anyway.

  8. #48
    Because she never tries to win me giant stuffed animals at midway game booths.

  9. #49
    It's al-you-min-ee-um, not al-loo-min-um!

    Aluminium!

    Aargh!

    I just can't take it.
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  10. #50
    i'm breaking up with cadence because he tastes funy

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