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    I flared with jealousy when I saw her at Disney World--all over that black-haired chick in the yellow and blue dress. She said she was going to get the tires changed. Pfft! 'Tires changed,' my butt!

  2. #32
    Your avatar kind of freaks me out. :0)
    Amen to that!

    He cheated on me with his ninja assassin.
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  3. #33
    There was a final flourish to the music, now it has stopped.
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  4. #34
    Because I read in a thread he already has a family!

  5. #35
    He's just full of crap.

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  6. #36
    Because I just can't get down with someone who calls pants "trousers".

  7. #37
    because he looked pants in trousers.
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    I had to dump Olly due to a nervous tic that he has. The first time I noticed the random spaztic lip pursing was out of the corner of my eye when he was driving to the pizza joint. I thought I had just been imagining the tic, so I brushed it off. But once I noticed it, it's all I could focus on about him. I asked him about it and he wasn't even aware that he did it. When my obsession with his tic got to be so bad that I fantasized about cutting off his lips the next time it happened, I knew it was time to dump him, for my own sanity and his safety.
    Last edited by Euripides; May 10th, 2012 at 11:28 PM.

  9. #39
    Euripides had to go, he was always so tragic.
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    Was responsible for the lighting for Britain's Got Talent. Ruined all the dance acts.
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