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  1. #21
    Because the person above me got my cat involved in human trafficking.

  2. #22
    Because I just don't feel like I KNOW know you, Know what I mean?

  3. #23
    justbishop keeps making all these diagonal moves
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  4. #24
    I won't be seen with someone who has a better beard than mine!
    “Fools” said I, “You do not know
    Silence like a cancer grows
    Hear my words that I might teach you
    Take my arms that I might reach you”
    But my words like silent raindrops fell
    And echoed in the wells of silence : Simon & Garfunkel


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  5. #25
    Because you have a beard. Shave those chin pubes!

  6. #26
    Because she always steals my clothes without asking, and then hangs them back up when they have mustard stains on them.
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  7. #27
    I won't be seen with anyone who has a better mustache than mine!


    (Sorry Sunny, I couldn't help myself)
    “Fools” said I, “You do not know
    Silence like a cancer grows
    Hear my words that I might teach you
    Take my arms that I might reach you”
    But my words like silent raindrops fell
    And echoed in the wells of silence : Simon & Garfunkel


    Those who enjoy stirring the chamber-pot should be required to lick the spoon.

    Our job as writers is to make readers dream, to infiltrate their minds with our words and create a new reality; a reality not theirs, and not ours, but a new, unique combination of both.

    Visit Amazon and the Kindle Store to check out Reflections in a Black Mirror, and Chase

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  8. #28
    Because I'm suspicious of the stains on her clothes which she always claims as "mustard".

    EDIT: Darn, Terry!

  9. #29
    Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah!!!

    Because he constantly farts in his sleep!
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  10. #30
    Because I refuse to date someone cuter than myself

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