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    Kidney punches are not foreplay. Also, his accent is not posh enough.

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    His ninja assassin has been stalking me for three years.
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    Too emotional.

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    He got ninja'd while I talked about a ninja assassin. It's just unnacceptable.
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    Your avatar kind of freaks me out. :0)
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    She's freaked out by Buddy Christ.

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    Because nobody should be that pleasant all the time!

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  8. #18
    The last straw was the toilet seat. I go in there, first thing in the morning, you know, and he's left the damn toilet seat up. I almost fell right in. I just can't take it anymore. What?! Well, ya, I leave it up, too, but that's not the point... (*whew*)
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    Because he doesn't hold my hand anymore.
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    I'm breaking up with Sunny because she expects ME to shovel up the snow in the winter AND make her an entire snow family out of the shoveled snow.
    I don't think my advice is better than anyone else's and they usually beat me to it anyway.

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