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    There are some things a man has to do, and some things a man should never do. The former includes me watching you try to impersonate Buffalo Bill, whilst the latter is basically you trying to be Buffalo Bill.
    Rimmer: You can't just whack Death on the head!
    Lister: If he comes near me, I'm gonna rip his nipples off!

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    You sit around in your boxers drinking Tab all day. I got in from work and genuinely mistook your for a homeless guy once. There's no easy way to say this soooo.... cya.
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    You mistook me for a homeless guy so you made me homeless?? (Sob) I could never be with someone who would do that to me, and I happen to think those boxers look good on me. The stains are all fond memories......

    Hiya Boofy
    Rimmer: You can't just whack Death on the head!
    Lister: If he comes near me, I'm gonna rip his nipples off!

    You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
    - Robin Williams

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    You're really mean with money. You're a tremendous physical coward. You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritans switchboard and four people committed suicide. Your middle name is Judas but you tell everyone that it's Jonathan. You sign all your official letters "Arnold Rimmer BSc" and the BSc stands for "Bronze Swimming Certificate". You're a cheating, weasley, low-life scumbucket with all the charm and social grace of a pubic louse.

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    Rimmer: You can't just whack Death on the head!
    Lister: If he comes near me, I'm gonna rip his nipples off!

    You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
    - Robin Williams

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    You find Lister's gelf bride more attractive than me.

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    To be fair, the Snugiraffe is a more socially acceptable partner than yourself.
    Rimmer: You can't just whack Death on the head!
    Lister: If he comes near me, I'm gonna rip his nipples off!

    You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
    - Robin Williams

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    Because instead of getting puppies, you insisted we keep stones as pets instead! Weirdo!

    "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies."

    "Sometimes I can feel my bones straining
    under the weight of all the lives I'm not living."
    Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close



    Ecclesiastes 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief:
    and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

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    How dare you insult my Pet Rock! We're through!
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    Your Pet Rock keeps jumping through our closed windows. I'm sick of vacuuming up the glass. Be gone with you!
    Opportunities abound! Land and titles available! Be bold! Enquire now!
    See Cazique Gregor MacGregor of details.

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    When you said you had puppy dog eyes on the website I didn't realise you meant you kept them in jars on shelves.
    Rimmer: You can't just whack Death on the head!
    Lister: If he comes near me, I'm gonna rip his nipples off!

    You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
    - Robin Williams

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