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    Because you don't like the food I prepare for you! I serve you balut everyday and you never seem to love it!

    "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies."

    "Sometimes I can feel my bones straining
    under the weight of all the lives I'm not living."
    Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close



    Ecclesiastes 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief:
    and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

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    The unexpected revelation that you don't think Mystery Inc are real means I can't be associated with you.
    Rimmer: You can't just whack Death on the head!
    Lister: If he comes near me, I'm gonna rip his nipples off!

    You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
    - Robin Williams

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    You wear the same shirt for 8 months! And it's my pink minnie mouse shirt! Ugghh!

    "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies."

    "Sometimes I can feel my bones straining
    under the weight of all the lives I'm not living."
    Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close



    Ecclesiastes 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief:
    and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

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    Nobody wears the pants in our relationship, and we're not even in a nudist colony.

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    Is it wrong to skip the pants? It's 33 degrees Celsius! Inconsiderate! No cuddle for you! In fact, no girl for you! We are over!

    "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies."

    "Sometimes I can feel my bones straining
    under the weight of all the lives I'm not living."
    Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close



    Ecclesiastes 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief:
    and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

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    This relationship was much more fun when you were just someone I stalked.
    Rimmer: You can't just whack Death on the head!
    Lister: If he comes near me, I'm gonna rip his nipples off!

    You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
    - Robin Williams

  7. #1197
    Your three month trial came to an end. No further explanation is needed.

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    Your admission that you prefer red sauce on bacon was the straw that broke the camels back. Take your disgusting habits elsewhere.
    Rimmer: You can't just whack Death on the head!
    Lister: If he comes near me, I'm gonna rip his nipples off!

    You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
    - Robin Williams

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    My fascinating anecdotes about tournament chess are met with a half-hearted "Uh-huh".

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