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  1. #1181
    Way too straight. Way too young. Way too flirty. Always running to Mama PiP when we argue.

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    You won't even take off that cape when we're intimate... it just kills the mood.
    Need advice? Or just some cheering up? PM.
    Or bug me on Skype. Any time I'm online.

    'I prefer to exist as a duality. Living alone is boring.'
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    When you said you drove a BMW I didn't realise you meant the Bus round Manchester West!
    Rimmer: You can't just whack Death on the head!
    Lister: If he comes near me, I'm gonna rip his nipples off!

    You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
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    Oh my gosh! (Spoken in a really girly and vain way...)
    Bus round Manchester West is the new Rolls Royce! I can't believe you don't know that!
    We're over and I'm taking the Chihuahua and BMW with me! Oh and that underwear you're wearing, too, cause I bought that!

    "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies."

    "Sometimes I can feel my bones straining
    under the weight of all the lives I'm not living."
    Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close



    Ecclesiastes 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief:
    and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

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    The fact you at least now admit to having Kleptomania means you can get treatment, but alas I can't live with someone who steals my underwear....it's meant to be the other way round.
    Rimmer: You can't just whack Death on the head!
    Lister: If he comes near me, I'm gonna rip his nipples off!

    You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
    - Robin Williams

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    You were cheating! I saw you and my bestfriend sitting on a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!
    And my bestfriend is a MAN! A 6'5 230lb masculine MAN! Man! Man! Oh man!

    "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies."

    "Sometimes I can feel my bones straining
    under the weight of all the lives I'm not living."
    Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close



    Ecclesiastes 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief:
    and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

  7. #1187
    You have an attachment to monogamy. Old-fashioned! I'm too modern for you ...

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    Because you're too young for me. You look like my great grandson.

    "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies."

    "Sometimes I can feel my bones straining
    under the weight of all the lives I'm not living."
    Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close



    Ecclesiastes 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief:
    and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

  9. #1189
    I took you out for a romantic date in an abattoir, and you never even thanked me!

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    You forgot that we were to play Broforce last night. Sees ya never!
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