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  1. April 4th, 2015, 04:29 AM #1001
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    Actually, it's your beard! I just can't tolerate this excessive rug burn! ...And It makes me jealous and insecure about my own delightful lack of mustache!
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  2. April 22nd, 2015, 04:18 AM #1002
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    Because you apparently forgot your unclothed body was a magnet for pulling gravitational objects closer.
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  3. April 30th, 2015, 03:40 AM #1003
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    Beans. It was the beans that did it. And the beans were old too
    We are the measure of all things. And the beauty of our creation, of our art is proportional to the beauty of ourselves of our souls. Jonas Mekas
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  4. April 30th, 2015, 07:49 AM #1004
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    Because I am sick and I think it woz the beans what dun it.
    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.
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  5. April 30th, 2015, 11:59 PM #1005
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    Because you keep banning me! Banning is not a sign of love.
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    It was the kinky penguin sex that finally put me off. Your beak was always too sharp.
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  7. June 8th, 2015, 05:06 AM #1007
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    I swore off people after trying kinky penguin sex.

    How sweet the moonlight sleeps upon this bank!
    Here will we sit, and let the sounds of music
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    Become the touches of sweet harmony.

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  8. June 8th, 2015, 05:22 AM #1008
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    Because of your great love of The BeeGees...I'd rather be in a padded room with thrash metal...shrieking chipmunks, and the penguin sex was getting old...
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  9. June 20th, 2015, 03:45 PM #1009
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    I feel like we barely know each other...
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  10. June 20th, 2015, 04:06 PM #1010
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    It's because of your mother. We're in love.

    How sweet the moonlight sleeps upon this bank!
    Here will we sit, and let the sounds of music
    Creep into our ears: soft stillness and the night
    Become the touches of sweet harmony.

    - Shakespeare,     Merchant...Act 5
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