Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Last edited by Courtjester; July 14th, 2013 at 06:31 PM.
Even though the darkest clouds are in the sky,
You mustn’t sigh and you mustn’t cry.
Spread a little happiness, as you go by.
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Why did Tigger have his head in the toilet? He was looking for pooh!
'How does the world go around' he asked?
'It spins' he said.
A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender says: ‘I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.’
Even though the darkest clouds are in the sky,
You mustn’t sigh and you mustn’t cry.
Spread a little happiness, as you go by.
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Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.
Even though the darkest clouds are in the sky,
You mustn’t sigh and you mustn’t cry.
Spread a little happiness, as you go by.
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What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Can we have under a rhyming form?
If so here we go:
'What's lame and rhymes with Dame?'
'Fame'.
Last edited by Nacian; September 7th, 2011 at 07:54 AM.
The other day I began reading the phone book. The plot was terrible but, oh boy, what a cast!
A little piece of string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender tells him, "We don't serve little pieces of string here, you'll have to leave."
So the little piece of string goes outside, ties himself up and ravels his ends a bit then goes back in to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender tells him, "I thought I told you....you're that same little piece of string that was in here a few minutes ago."
"No," he replied, "I'm a frayed knot."
Everything you want is just outside your comfort zone.— Robert G. Allen
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