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  1. September 5th, 2011, 09:47 AM #1
    Courtjester
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    Have you any puns or funny comments worth sharing?

    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
    Last edited by Courtjester; July 14th, 2013 at 06:31 PM.
    [CENTER][B][I][SIZE=3][FONT=times new roman]Even though the darkest clouds are in the sky,
    You mustn’t sigh and you mustn’t cry.
    Spread a little happiness, as you go by.

    [/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/B][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman]O:)[/FONT][/I][/B]
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  2. September 5th, 2011, 10:05 AM #2
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    Why did Tigger have his head in the toilet? He was looking for pooh!
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  3. September 5th, 2011, 10:10 AM #3
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    'How does the world go around' he asked?
    'It spins' he said.
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  4. September 5th, 2011, 10:13 AM #4
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    A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender says: ‘I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.’
    [CENTER][B][I][SIZE=3][FONT=times new roman]Even though the darkest clouds are in the sky,
    You mustn’t sigh and you mustn’t cry.
    Spread a little happiness, as you go by.

    [/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/B][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman]O:)[/FONT][/I][/B]
    [SIZE=2]
    [/SIZE]
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  5. September 6th, 2011, 10:04 AM #5
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    Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.
    [CENTER][B][I][SIZE=3][FONT=times new roman]Even though the darkest clouds are in the sky,
    You mustn’t sigh and you mustn’t cry.
    Spread a little happiness, as you go by.

    [/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/B][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman]O:)[/FONT][/I][/B]
    [SIZE=2]
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  6. September 6th, 2011, 02:20 PM #6
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    What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

    A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
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  7. September 6th, 2011, 02:34 PM #7
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    Can we have under a rhyming form?
    If so here we go:

    'What's lame and rhymes with Dame?'
    'Fame'.
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  8. September 7th, 2011, 04:17 AM #8
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    The other day I began reading the phone book. The plot was terrible but, oh boy, what a cast!
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  9. September 7th, 2011, 05:31 AM #9
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    A little piece of string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender tells him, "We don't serve little pieces of string here, you'll have to leave."

    So the little piece of string goes outside, ties himself up and ravels his ends a bit then goes back in to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender tells him, "I thought I told you....you're that same little piece of string that was in here a few minutes ago."

    "No," he replied, "I'm a frayed knot."
    Everything you want is just outside your comfort zone.
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  10. September 7th, 2011, 06:32 AM #10
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