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    Boris Johnson insists that he wants to be the Mayor. Everyone warns him against it but he insists, so he puts his name up and gets elected.
    On his first day in the job his secretary walks into the office and tells him that his personal assistant is waiting for him in the foyer. Boris trots down the stairs to be met by … a stallion …


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    Who Is Blind?
    The one who is unable to perceive another world.
    Who is dumb?
    The one who cannot speak a kind and loving word at the right moment.
    Who is poor?
    The one who is plagued by too many desires.
    Who is rich?
    The one whose heart is contented.

    Anon.


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    There was a Catholic vicarage that needed painting, so the church began taking bids. There was one fellow whose quote came in at a significantly cheaper rate than all the others, so of course, they hired the young man. He thinned the paint quite a bit, painted the vicarage, and was on his way. Next time it rained, the paint ran and ran. The vicarage looked awful, so they called the young man back. He said, "Father, I am so terribly sorry! How can I make it right?" To which the vicar replied, "Repaint! Repaint and thin no more!"

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