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  1. #521
    pounds falling down the mountain
    making wishes as I'm countin'
    Brussels would scoff
    I'd be much better off
    tossing euros in a fountain



    Utah

  2. #522
    there was a young man from Utah
    who bought a second-hand car
    but dear, oh dear
    it got stuck in first gear
    and went very slowly not very far

    how difficult was that?

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  3. #523
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    Quote Originally Posted by ned View Post
    there was a young man from Utah
    who bought a second-hand car
    but dear, oh dear
    it got stuck in first gear
    and went very slowly not very far

    how difficult was that?

    next - cat
    Well it needed that northeastern accent for the rhyme and was rough with the meter... so... pretty hard.

    Here ya go:

    There once was a family from Utah
    The husband desired a chain saw
    He went on his way
    But it was Sunday
    In the sixties they had that dang blue law


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  4. #524
    The Siamese was to posh to mouse
    So the vermin took over the house
    They chewed up his bed
    Which made him see red
    While his owners continued to grouse


    Rats


  5. #525
    Wistars make very nice pets
    the prettiest rats you can get
    white and with pink eyes
    a reasonable size
    and mine was the tamest rat yet.

    Mine had an open fronted cage on the wall, they don't like jumping off things. When I rang a little bell hanging from it he would come to the front and I would give him a soya bean which he took in his little 'hands' and ate most delicately.

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  6. #526
    there once was an author from England
    who wrote Queen's English, you understand
    so by birthright had the right
    never to write
    in the vernacular of a foreign land


    route

  7. #527
    The hikers had planned out their route
    Avoiding His Lordships grouse shoot
    But the birds came their way
    And the lead it did spray
    Now theyíre locked in a legal dispute


    Judgement Day


  8. #528
    You can stop feeling numb
    The Armageddon has come
    Arise all you dead
    To hear what is said,
    See the up or the down of God's thumb.



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  9. #529
    Itís said that us blondes arenít too bright
    We smile and let them think theyíre right
    We get our own way
    While making them pay
    But donít cross us, cos boy can we fight!


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