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  1. #501
    Some people think zoos should be banned
    Breeding animals has got out of hand
    They canít set them free
    Far too tame you see
    Plus the people have grabbed all the land


    Music

  2. #502
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    I thought about buying a bass
    I don't want to ever give chase
    I want my violin
    To never be stolen
    It's kept in a viola case


    Yeah, I took liberties with meter and rhyme and pronunciation, what of it? No big whoop.

    It's a tough room here anyway.


    Why are peas small and green? Because if they were large and red, they would be firetrucks.


    So fire is next.
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    More music


    A violist went home to his spouse

    He learned the conductor, that louse
    Burned his home and then
    Killed his wife and kin
    "Really, the conductor came to my house?"

    Still fire
    If you look at my profile, say "Hi!" But not in a creepy way.

  4. #504
    My word, youíre all fired up and cross
    Now for rhyming you donít give a toss
    Donít be a pain
    Itís only a game
    So go walkies and roll in damp moss


    Chill out that man!


    So letís go with Chilling.


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    When my body was supple and willing
    in the old days for only a shilling
    in the warm aftermath
    of a quick Turkish bath
    it was feet up, a tea, and just chilling.

    Next word: Golf.
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

  6. #506
    There was a teen golfer called Maddy
    Who liked playing a round with her caddy
    He carried her clubs
    Gave her back rubs
    But he soon fell foul of her Daddy


    Fruit


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    When dressed in the Fruit of the Loom
    I feel smug when compared to the gloom
    of those wearing Primart
    who're not nearly as smart
    cos my clothes lift the tone of the room.

    Next word: Spry.
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

  8. #508
    The slimming club recommends Spry
    To keep your chips healthy and dry
    Use it for fish
    Or any fried dish
    But l would give salad a try


    Cider


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