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    WF Veteran Bloggsworth's Avatar
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    They say that the louche life is easy
    but I find that it tends to the sleazy
    I went to a club
    instead of the pub
    but found it was making me queasy.

    Next word: Baggage.
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

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    So long I've been down in the dregs
    My past seems to have its own legs
    I think I break free
    But soon it finds me
    Emotional baggage sucks eggs



    Dogs, ha, that word looks funny to me right now. That ever happen to you?


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    No, thatís never happened to me
    So pointless this limerick will be
    You canít have it all
    Iíll just play the fool
    Then perhaps you will join me for tea




    English Roses, of either kind.


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    WF Veteran Bloggsworth's Avatar
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    I encountered a young English Rose
    who had struck an inelegant pose
    she was drinking some char
    beneath a long bar
    where she hung by the tips of her toes.


    Next word: Parity.
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

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    Equality is what we all crave
    Fight for parity, if youíre that brave
    The fight must go on
    But before too long
    The Grim Reaper gives all a close shave




    Speeding

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