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    They say that the louche life is easy
    but I find that it tends to the sleazy
    I went to a club
    instead of the pub
    but found it was making me queasy.

    Next word: Baggage.
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

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    So long I've been down in the dregs
    My past seems to have its own legs
    I think I break free
    But soon it finds me
    Emotional baggage sucks eggs



    Dogs, ha, that word looks funny to me right now. That ever happen to you?


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    No, thatís never happened to me
    So pointless this limerick will be
    You canít have it all
    Iíll just play the fool
    Then perhaps you will join me for tea




    English Roses, of either kind.


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    I encountered a young English Rose
    who had struck an inelegant pose
    she was drinking some char
    beneath a long bar
    where she hung by the tips of her toes.


    Next word: Parity.
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

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    Equality is what we all crave
    Fight for parity, if youíre that brave
    The fight must go on
    But before too long
    The Grim Reaper gives all a close shave




    Speeding

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeAverageReader View Post


    Speeding
    Yes, I was speeding
    I saw the speed limit sign
    I didn't see you

    Next:
    Video Games

    Ha ha, this isn't Haiku, this is limerick

    Here ya go:



    He drives fast so I will wear diapers
    The rain isn't cleared by the wipers
    And though it seems strange
    It never will change
    'Til speeding's enforced by some snipers



    Ok, NOW Video Games
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    Though popular in the arcade
    Pong wasn't the first to be made
    Spacewar! was the name...
    the "original" game
    On the PDP-1 it was played.

    Next: dinosaurs
    Everything you want is just outside your comfort zone.
    ó Robert G. Allen

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    There once was a Doctor named Malcolm,
    But he wasn't the kind who wore Talcum.
    He said, "Life finds a way,"
    One month after May,
    "Dinosaurs on our dinosaur tour?" Got 'em.

    Next: Saddles
    I wrote some things, once...

    "Fool Me Once" in Hogglepot
    "The Sommelier" in Every Day Fiction
    "The Degenerate" in Black Denim Lit

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    The cowboy was full of chagrin
    It so much got under his skin
    His pardner would whistle
    And cause him to bristle
    He's Bach in the saddle again


    How about: Exercise/Working Out


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    I had some time:
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