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  1. #81
    If ever I had to be anywhere
    I would let friends know in my blogosphere
    my space or a twitter
    so they don't think I'm bitter
    "I don't know ... I'm making it up as I go ..." - Dr I Jones

    Nature abhors perfection - cats abhor a vacuum!

    "Faith can move mountains - she's a big girl!" (unknown/graffiti)

    If I act like I own the place, it's because I did.





  2. #82
    If ever I had to be anywhere
    I would let friends know in my blogosphere
    my space or a twitter
    so they don't think I'm bitter
    but they will, cause my blog has gay glitter

    Oops, I broke the rhyme scheme. My bad. I would go back and change it, but it's not like I have a time machine here. The past is the past. I love the way that other one turned out with the letters and stuff--freaken dope.

  3. #83
    yeah yeah, it's all in good fun, no harm done ;)

    That precocious bitch from downunder

  4. #84
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    That precocious bitch from downunder
    Eats eggs and starts farting like thunder

  5. #85
    That precocious bitch from downunder
    Eats eggs and starts farting like thunder
    Stick a cork in her arse

  6. #86
    That precocious bitch from downunder
    Eats eggs and starts farting like thunder
    Stick a cork in her arse
    Before she can pass


    Chunder would rhyme (Hint hint)

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    Chunder would rhyme (Hint hint)

    The only problem with that is that there's only two places on god's green earth where that word is known and America is neither of them.

  8. #88
    Sacre bleu, I can't get reed of zis Franch accent. And I kip driving on ze rong saad of the rue.

  9. #89
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    Ze rue? Surely you mean ze reum?

    Tell me do you have a reum?
    I do not know what a 'reum' is.
    Zimmer.
    Ah, a 'room'.
    That is what I have been saying, you idiot. Reum. Zimmer.
    Last edited by The Backward OX; November 13th, 2009 at 02:34 PM.

  10. #90
    What ( on God's green earth ) is Chunder?
    There is no life I know
    To compare with pure imagination.
    Living there you’ll be free
    If you truly wish to be.~ Willy Wonka

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