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  1. November 13th, 2009, 03:19 AM #81
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  2. November 13th, 2009, 05:49 AM #82
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    If ever I had to be anywhere
    I would let friends know in my blogosphere
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    so they don't think I'm bitter
    but they will, cause my blog has gay glitter

    Oops, I broke the rhyme scheme. My bad. I would go back and change it, but it's not like I have a time machine here. The past is the past. I love the way that other one turned out with the letters and stuff--freaken dope.
  3. November 13th, 2009, 05:52 AM #83
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    yeah yeah, it's all in good fun, no harm done ;)

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  4. November 13th, 2009, 06:00 AM #84
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    Eats eggs and starts farting like thunder
  5. November 13th, 2009, 10:02 AM #85
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    Stick a cork in her arse
  6. November 13th, 2009, 11:11 AM #86
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    That precocious bitch from downunder
    Eats eggs and starts farting like thunder
    Stick a cork in her arse
    Before she can pass


    Chunder would rhyme (Hint hint)
  7. November 13th, 2009, 12:27 PM #87
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    Chunder would rhyme (Hint hint)

    The only problem with that is that there's only two places on god's green earth where that word is known and America is neither of them.
  8. November 13th, 2009, 01:39 PM #88
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    Sacre bleu, I can't get reed of zis Franch accent. And I kip driving on ze rong saad of the rue.
  9. November 13th, 2009, 02:27 PM #89
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    Ze rue? Surely you mean ze reum?

    Tell me do you have a reum?
    I do not know what a 'reum' is.
    Zimmer.
    Ah, a 'room'.
    That is what I have been saying, you idiot. Reum. Zimmer.
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