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  1. #61
    hmph, wasn't so hard afterall
    Washing one's hair in a waterfall
    you just need a rope
    shampoo and the Pope

  2. #62
    hmph, wasn't so hard afterall
    Washing one's hair in a waterfall
    you just need a rope
    shampoo and the Pope
    and a swig from a whiskey highball
    There is no life I know
    To compare with pure imagination.
    Living there youíll be free
    If you truly wish to be.~ Willy Wonka

  3. #63
    The clown had a major depression
    There is no life I know
    To compare with pure imagination.
    Living there youíll be free
    If you truly wish to be.~ Willy Wonka

  4. #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertyman View Post
    For tea he had beans in a tart
    The one thatís on offer at Wal-mart



    ( I swore I'd never do word games (shrug). If someone ends this with 'a fart' they get twenty de-merit marks and a George Foreman Grill.)
    All I can say is, some people have suspicious minds.

  5. #65
    The clown had a major depression
    till he took on a cooler profession

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    The clown had a major depression
    till he took on a cooler profession
    and met a sexy pole dancer

  7. #67
    The clown had a major depression
    till he took on a cooler profession
    and met a sexy pole dancer
    who's nickname was Prancer
    There is no life I know
    To compare with pure imagination.
    Living there youíll be free
    If you truly wish to be.~ Willy Wonka

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    The clown had a major depression
    till he took on a cooler profession
    and met a sexy pole dancer
    who's nickname was Prancer
    Now the dancer's the clown's main obsession.

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    i comes before e except after c

  10. #70
    i comes before e except after c
    2 comes after r and comes after d

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