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  1. #51
    I was thinking
    He rigged up his room
    With a microphone boom
    Great how it goes somewhere completely different isn't it?

    A maiden who verged on hysteria
    Had contracted a case of diphtheria

    With a temperature soaring
    Perspiration was pouring

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olly Buckle View Post
    I was thinking
    He rigged up his room
    With a microphone boom
    Great how it goes somewhere completely different isn't it?
    Oh, come on. You mean to tell me you read a rhyme about loud booms in Belfast and you don't think of The Troubles?

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    A maiden who verged on hysteria
    Had contracted a case of diphtheria
    With a temperature soaring
    Perspiration was pouring
    And the doc said, Im going in fear o yer.

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    For tea he had beans in a tart

  5. #55
    For tea he had beans in a tart
    The one that’s on offer at Wal-mart



    ( I swore I'd never do word games (shrug). If someone ends this with 'a fart' they get twenty de-merit marks and a George Foreman Grill.)

  6. #56
    nghh, this is quite the challenge, i'll get my contribution over and done with, then ...

    For tea he had beans in a tart
    The one that’s on offer at Wal-mart
    Where cheaper by the dozen

  7. #57
    For tea he had beans in a tart
    The one that’s on offer at Wal-mart
    Where cheaper by the dozen
    But according to my cousin
    "I don't know ... I'm making it up as I go ..." - Dr I Jones

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  8. #58
    For tea he had beans in a tart
    The one that’s on offer at Wal-mart
    Where cheaper by the dozen
    But according to my cousin
    Are nutritious and good for the heart

    hmph, wasn't so hard afterall

  9. #59
    hmph, wasn't so hard afterall
    Washing one's hair in a waterfall

  10. #60
    hmph, wasn't so hard afterall
    Washing one's hair in a waterfall
    you just need a rope
    What comes after the NaPo storm of poetry?
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    May 2021 Collaborator Challenge.

    Send your potential partner a fruit basket and start begging!

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