Limerick thread - Page 501


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  1. #5001
    Five thousand posts, I can't let it go with simply sitting down to a meal:-

    A man with a 3-day old beard
    Is looking at me kind of weird
    I guess his intentions
    could be contentious
    It was not just a look there, he leered

    Sorry, as you were:-

    A man with a 3-day old beard
    Is looking at me kind of wierd [weird]
    He sat down to eat
    Instead missed the seat ,,,
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    A whole swathe of entertainment, all sorts of lengths, all sorts of stories, all with that 'Olly' twist.

  2. #5002
    A man with a 3-day old beard
    Is looking at me kind of wierd [weird]
    He sat down to eat
    Instead missed the seat
    And then crashed chin on his feet
    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.


  3. #5003
    Quote Originally Posted by Sonata View Post
    A man with a 3-day old beard
    Is looking at me kind of wierd [weird]
    He sat down to eat
    Instead missed the seat
    And then crashed chin on his feet
    Oh dear - The last word of the 5th line should rhyme with the last words of the 1st & 2nd lines. The Limerick is a simple form, please look up how to do it. http://www.volecentral.co.uk/vf/fun.htm#Limerick
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

  4. #5004
    A man with a 3-day old beard
    Is looking at me kind of wierd [weird]
    He sat down to eat
    Instead missed the seat
    And the servers and patrons all cheered
    Dream big, fight hard, live proud!

  5. #5005
    A man with a 3-day old beard
    Is looking at me kind of wierd [weird]
    He sat down to eat
    Instead missed the seat
    And people just stood there and sneered



    Any better?
    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.


  6. #5006
    Quote Originally Posted by Sonata View Post
    A man with a 3-day old beard
    Is looking at me kind of wierd [weird]
    He sat down to eat
    Instead missed the seat
    And people just stood there and sneered



    Any better?
    Yes.
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

  7. #5007
    A creature from out of the deep
    Dream big, fight hard, live proud!

  8. #5008
    A creature from out of the deep
    Woke up from a very long sleep
    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.


  9. #5009
    A creature from out of the deep
    Woke up from a very long sleep,
    'I'm Kraken' said she,
    Hidden Content

    A whole swathe of entertainment, all sorts of lengths, all sorts of stories, all with that 'Olly' twist.

  10. #5010
    A creature from out of the deep
    Woke up from a very long sleep,
    'I'm Kraken' said she,
    And I now need a pee
    If you talk to a cat they look at you as if you are way below their intelligence to even listen.
    However, when you talk to a dog they look at you with such admiration and really do seem to understand what you are saying.
    Even if it is a bit silly...
    ...they still think you are wonderful.


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