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  1. #11
    There was a sweet young thing from York
    who would only eat candy and pork
    all her wardrobe was green
    From Dior to McQueen

  2. #12
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    There was a sweet young thing from York
    who would only eat candy and pork
    all her wardrobe was green
    From Dior to McQueen
    And now she's gone missing, like Hawke

  3. #13
    Astutely observed sir, but it doesn't really relate to the rest, how about:-
    "Which disguised the puke when she hawked"?
    Sorry, get your own back,

    Start with this:-
    The mentor from East Sussex was chronic,

  4. #14
    The mentor from East Sussex was chronic
    So we quickly went out to buy tonic

  5. #15
    The mentor from East Sussex was chronic
    So we quickly went out to buy tonic
    through the aisles we did dash
    There is no life I know
    To compare with pure imagination.
    Living there you’ll be free
    If you truly wish to be.~ Willy Wonka

  6. #16
    The mentor from East Sussex was chronic
    So we quickly went out to buy tonic
    through the aisles we did dash
    To find the secret stash

  7. #17
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    The mentor from East Sussex was chronic
    So we quickly went out to buy tonic
    through the aisles we did dash
    To find the secret stash
    That will change him into laconic.

  8. #18
    May I take the liberty of starting?

    Raoul was a hitman from Holland

  9. #19
    Raoul was a hitman from Holland
    Who lied as his real name was Roland
    Last edited by ash somers; November 8th, 2009 at 10:19 AM.

  10. #20
    Raoul was a hit man from Holland
    Who lied as his real name was Roland
    With his gun in his hand
    There is no life I know
    To compare with pure imagination.
    Living there you’ll be free
    If you truly wish to be.~ Willy Wonka

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