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  1. #101
    Count Vol-Wegger Tobenshtein ate
    I only hope he used a plate
    some barbecue chicken
    there's bones to be pickin'
    "I don't know ... I'm making it up as I go ..." - Dr I Jones

    Nature abhors perfection - cats abhor a vacuum!

    "Faith can move mountains - she's a big girl!" (unknown/graffiti)

    If I act like I own the place, it's because I did.





  2. #102
    Count Vol-Wegger Tobenshtein ate
    I only hope he used a plate
    some barbecue chicken
    there's bones to be pickin
    which Vol-Wegger sticks in a crate

  3. #103
    A stevedore stuck on a wharf
    "I don't know ... I'm making it up as I go ..." - Dr I Jones

    Nature abhors perfection - cats abhor a vacuum!

    "Faith can move mountains - she's a big girl!" (unknown/graffiti)

    If I act like I own the place, it's because I did.





  4. #104
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    A stevedore stuck on a wharf
    down souf, 'cos the ship was up norf

  5. #105
    A stevedore stuck on a wharf
    Down souf, 'cos the ship was up norf
    With a VB in hand

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    *well, that knocks out the Americans*

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  8. #108
    God, this is quite educational here. I first had to look up stevedore, as we call them longshoreman or a dock worker here, then you break out the VB on me. Who knew a simple limerick could strain a brain?

    ( maybe it's just my poor brain? )
    Last edited by Gumby; November 15th, 2009 at 08:13 PM. Reason: bad spelling sheesh!
    There is no life I know
    To compare with pure imagination.
    Living there you’ll be free
    If you truly wish to be.~ Willy Wonka

  9. #109
    A stevedore stuck on a wharf
    Down souf, 'cos the ship was up norf
    With a VB in hand
    because that was his brand
    There is no life I know
    To compare with pure imagination.
    Living there you’ll be free
    If you truly wish to be.~ Willy Wonka

  10. #110
    A stevedore stuck on a wharf
    Down souf, 'cos the ship was up norf
    With a VB in hand
    because that was his brand
    On his lap a lesbian dwarf



    I am going to train my badger
    Last edited by qwertyman; November 15th, 2009 at 08:06 PM.

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