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  1. November 15th, 2009, 03:27 AM #101
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  2. November 15th, 2009, 04:51 AM #102
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    Count Vol-Wegger Tobenshtein ate
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    which Vol-Wegger sticks in a crate
  3. November 15th, 2009, 05:43 AM #103
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    A stevedore stuck on a wharf
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  4. November 15th, 2009, 05:52 AM #104
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  5. November 15th, 2009, 06:05 AM #105
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    A stevedore stuck on a wharf
    Down souf, 'cos the ship was up norf
    With a VB in hand
  6. November 15th, 2009, 06:09 AM #106
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    *well, that knocks out the Americans*
  7. November 15th, 2009, 06:16 AM #107
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    everyone, this is a VB



    fixed!
  8. November 15th, 2009, 04:33 PM #108
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    God, this is quite educational here. I first had to look up stevedore, as we call them longshoreman or a dock worker here, then you break out the VB on me. Who knew a simple limerick could strain a brain?

    ( maybe it's just my poor brain? )
    Last edited by Gumby; November 15th, 2009 at 08:13 PM. Reason: bad spelling sheesh!
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  9. November 15th, 2009, 04:36 PM #109
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    A stevedore stuck on a wharf
    Down souf, 'cos the ship was up norf
    With a VB in hand
    because that was his brand
    There is no life I know
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    Living there you’ll be free
    If you truly wish to be.~ Willy Wonka
  10. November 15th, 2009, 08:00 PM #110
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    A stevedore stuck on a wharf
    Down souf, 'cos the ship was up norf
    With a VB in hand
    because that was his brand
    On his lap a lesbian dwarf



    I am going to train my badger
    Last edited by qwertyman; November 15th, 2009 at 08:06 PM.
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