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  1. Commuters Shocked as Truck Strikes, Kills Fallen Trans Bird

    Commuters Shocked as Truck Strikes, Kills Fallen Trans Bird

    (NOTE: This is another post from my personal blog that no one reads) Spokane Valley, Wa – Drivers were shocked on their morning commute Wednesday when a trans bird fell from under the Sullivan Street overpass directly into west-bound traffic on Interstate 90. In an ironic twist, the bird was...
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    Our date in the new world

    A simple date this Saturday afternoon in the new world. We walk the canal in downtown Indy with backpacks that hold Listerine, Lysol and some other L-word that contains 60% alcohol. As we stroll, we talk and sip hot coffee treats while daring the virus to pounce. Of course, we wear rubber...
  3. Edward Picot

    Dr Hairy and the QCQ - DVD trailer

    Dr Hairy and the QCQ is out now on DVD, with 'The Calamitous Tale of Mr Punch' on a bonus disc. Here's a short trailer: https://youtu.be/5OXILFyFTwI
  4. Edward Picot

    Dr Hairy and the QCQ, Part 10

    The concluding episode of the current series. Dr Hairy is cornered by the vengeful Dr Stead, who wants to know why he said 'bollocks' to the QCQ. Luckily, Dr Hairy remembers Grabber's advice about pleading insanity - with hilarious results! YouTube - https://youtu.be/AqssjKPvhvI Vimeo -...
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    A Night Owl I was...

    Partying hard I spend my nights. It's always been the way of life. *** Sinusitis, bronchitis and asthma, My homies of all times. *** We booze hard, we smoke hard, We chilling every minute. *** Depression, anxiety, insomnia, It's chilling every minute. *** Breath so bloody enjoyable, Moment quite...
  6. Edward Picot

    Dr Hairy and the QCQ, Part 9

    The ninth in a new series of puppet-animations about the adventures and misadventures of an ordinary (but rather hirsute) GP. Dr Hairy goes to visit his Mum, accompanied by his daughter Jenny. Dr Hairy's Mum appears surprisingly clear-headed, and she also seems not to be wearing any...
  7. Edward Picot

    Dr Hairy and the QCQ, Part 8

    The eighth in a new series of puppet-animations about the adventures and misadventures of an ordinary (but rather hirsute) GP. News of Dr Hairy's outburst about the QCQ comes to the ears of the vengeful Dr Stead, who decides to pay Dr Hairy a visit to sort him out. In the meantime, we find out...
  8. Edward Picot

    Dr Hairy and the QCQ, Part 7

    The seventh in a new series of puppet-animations about the life and misadventures of an ordinary (but rather hirsute) GP. Grabber's mother goes through a bright door, Grabber comes into some property, and Dr Hairy's outspoken email about the results of his QCQ inspection finds its way to the...
  9. Edward Picot

    Dr Hairy and the QCQ, Part 6

    The sixth in a new series of puppet-animations about the life and misadventures of an ordinary (but rather hirsute) GP. Dr Hairy strikes up an unlikely friendship with Jiminy Simmons, the QCQ inspector; Grabber visits his Mum in order to put red dots on all her stuff; and then Dr Hairy...
  10. Edward Picot

    Dr Hairy and the QCQ, Part 5

    The fifth in a new series of puppet-animations about the life and misadventures of an ordinary (but rather hirsute) GP. The day of Dr Hairy's QCQ inspection has come. Unfortunately, he's been dragged away from the surgery on an emergency visit to his mother. While he's out, Jiminy Simmons...
  11. Edward Picot

    Dr Hairy and the QCQ, Part 4

    The fourth in a new series of puppet-animations about the life and misadventures of an ordinary (but rather hirsute) GP. Dr Hairy is nervously awaiting a surgery inspection from the QCQ. Grabber decides to help him out - and then, just as the inspection is about to take place, his mother...
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    A love story that I'd like to cite.

    She liked him. He liked her. Marriage seemed like a natural transition. * Marriage day became a doomsday for them, they didn't cite their marriage properly. * The marriage bureau sued them, for citation errors and honor code violation. * The syntax was off, the period was missing, The...
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    Compilation Error ...

    The debugger is on. I set breakpoints every line. Scanning and scanning and scanning I go, checking moments of my life. My life crashes like that stupid code. It never compiles at my will. The semi-colons that I missed haunt me every minute. The schmuck that I am, I...
  14. Edward Picot

    Dr Hairy and the QCQ, Part 3

    The third in a new series of puppet-animations about the life and misadventures of an ordinary (but rather hirsute) GP. Mrs Hattersley wants to reorganise Dr Hairy's surgery to make it more Feng Shui. When he refuses to allow her, she decides to report him to the QCQ. In the meantime, Grabber...
  15. Edward Picot

    Dr Hairy and the QCQ, Part 2

    The second in a new series of puppet-animations about the life and misadventures of an ordinary (but rather hirsute) GP. Dr Hairy has to visit first his own mother, then Grabber's mother - plus Grabber's two sisters Pongo and Krups - with hilarious results! YouTube -...
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    A Night Before the Exam Day... (First attempt at teenage poetry)

    A Night Before the Exam Day... 12:00 AM: Book Dozen chapters in a single night, Can the hero complete this mission? He looks armed with courage and conviction. I hope he romances me all night! *** 2:00 AM: Coffee His eyelids want to kiss each other, But I am standing in their way. Don’t...
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    Died because I didn't forward a post

    Listen to me folks, I’m here to tell you a message! DO NOT exit this poem, Or you’ll die in 13 seconds. I am that unfortunate soul, Who read a Facebook post! I should have forwarded it to 9 groups, But I was too adamant to do so. I was told to write my crush’s name, I wrote my...
  18. McJibbles

    Personal Computer

    Practically Crazy Open your mind and truly see! What makes you so different from me? Lay down your prejudice, Don't be a bigot! Stop the judgement, That's the ticket! End this discrimination, your silly war simply isn't worth fighting for Lock up your tongue, the devilish beast! On hate...
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    The Boy Who Hated 'Lefties'

    There was once a boy who was proud of being a righty We dominate the world, we represent the mighty. “Lefties represent weakness, they are unnatural,” he declared. Being a southpaw is an illness, their rights should be debarred. We all are righties by birth, nobody is lefty by choice, Accept...
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    The Subway Surfer

    Dodging past the train he goes, In pursuit of new mission, His sole aim in life, Is to grab more coins. Every day new challenges, New quests to unlock, A creepy boss behind him For him to stay active. Judicious he is, He sprints with all his might, Knowing the...
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