A couple of days ago I noticed in our high street a shop that sells aids for the elderly and infirm with a Christmas window display showing Father Christmas on a mobility scooter. I felt that this image of Father Christmas as an incontinent old man on his last legs wasn't quite in keeping with the spirit of the season even if Christmas may not be all that it once was. No, we all know the man better as a fast-moving fly-by-night trader who is never around when you want to complain about his goods or exchange them. Today we went to a garden centre and saw that his grotto was still there and charging admission but he wasn't. Typical!