So I think I just found the most horrifying thing I’ve ever read in a book. Taken from Carolyn Haines’ Sarah Booth Delaney mysteries ‘Rock-A-Bye Bones‘
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“And this is the home of the three-inch palmetto roaches that fly and are attracted to hairspray. Remember when Ruth Ann Scott went camping with her boyfriend and that cockroach flew into her hair? She knocked herself out on a tree running in the dark. She said his little legs were digging into her scalp, pinching. She could hear it gnawing her hair roots.”
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I scream like a little girl at the sight of a common house roach. This? This is my idea of Hell. Fighting literal demons would be preferable to three-inch long flying roaches that chew your hair...